Misquote Quotes

“I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.

(Popular misquote of "You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.")”
― Maya Angelou, Letter to My Daughter

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
― Benjamin Franklin

“A little Learning is a dangerous Thing.”
― Alexander Pope

“The only good human being is a dead one.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“To elevate the soul, poetry is necessary.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

“Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else”
― L.J. Smith, The Fury / Dark Reunion

“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.”
― John Philpot Curran

“Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot."

[Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]”
― Jon Stewart

“We all stared at the scoreboard in stunned silence. Only Carter was able to get anything out.
"That," he told Robert exuberantly, "is how a bird in the hand gets up before the early worm."
"That doesn't make any sense," said Roger.
Carter pointed at the scoreboard. "Neither does that, but there you have it.”
― Richelle Mead, Succubus Revealed

“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.”
― Niels Bohr

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”
― @debihope

“Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry
out a death sentence properly reached.”
― Antonin Scalia

“Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.”
― attributed to Maya Aangelou

“When I then turned toward the scriptures, they appeared to me to be quite unworthy to be compared with the dignity of Tully. For my inflated pride was repelled by their style, nor could the sharpness of my wit penetrate their inner meaning. Truly they were of a sort to aid the growth of little ones, but I scorned to be a little one and, swollen with pride, I looked upon myself as fully grown.”
― Saint Augustine

“How do you get to Carnegie Hall?”
“I-95.”
― Bryan Way, Life After: The Void

“To love is to burn, to be on fire.”
― Emma Thompson, Sense and Sensibility: The Screenplay

“The privilege of the living is to misquote the dead.”
― Paul Ritchey