Humoe Quotes

“Baby?” he called and he felt her eyes on him.
“Yeah?” she replied, her sweet voice soft, another tone he was getting used to and this was because the last couple of days it had started to come at him often.
“Do me a favor?”
“Sure.”
“In a second, I’m gonna pull over, get out my gun and give it to you. When I do, shoot me with it.”
“What?” she whispered.
“I’m facin’ another hour and a half of your music. I’d rather be dead.”
Silence then, “Shut up.”
― Kristen Ashley, Lady Luck

“It's a good thing I love you, because you officially just scared the shit out of me."

"A good thing yea," Dante agreed, squeezing her hand before releasing it.

"She's not alone in those sentiments," the Morningstar said, "Except for the love. I make no clamis there yet, little creaw-Dante”
― Adrian Phoenix, Beneath the Skin

“A tornado could stir its own coffee. I’ll bet a tornado takes its java with lots of cream, sugar, and roadside debris.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you