Couch Quotes

“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“Don't throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen!”
― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Sturdy swimmers afloat on water-couch
Beneath the heavy bill their treasured pouch
Fishes pray for them to fly far away
Inland lakes toast to the Pelican’s day”
― Munia Khan

“Roxy gave me a reason to keep moving—a purpose powerful enough to keep me off the couch.”
― Amy Purdy, On My Own Two Feet

“Ugh—moral choice: couch or bed, couch or bed? The decision was taken out of my hands as Noah hooked a finger on my back belt loop and tugged me, backward, toward the bed. His arms snaked around my waist and pulled me down alongside him.”
― Katie McGarry, Pushing the Limits

“Some people will laugh at you for taking chances, for chasing your dreams, for living life full out. It hurts a little, but just remember that they’re laughing from their couch.”
― Steve Maraboli

“We opened a second bottle of Merlot on the soft leather of our pretty mint-green couch. I’d been intoxicated only a handful of instances in my life. Bittersweet truth blooming, a dandelion in my heart, I confessed to him that I was feeling rootless. I whispered in the small cave of my love’s ear, “I am a lost ship.”
― Aspen Matis, Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir