Chiclet Quotes

“Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.”
― Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess

“There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.”
― Lois Greiman, Unscrewed

“It ate a party till someone ends up naked.”
― Lois Greiman, Unscrewed

“Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.”
― Lois Greiman, Unplugged

“It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.”
― Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess