Bills Quotes

Quotes tagged as "bills" (showing 1-30 of 30)
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Charlotte Eriksson
“A big group of daily friends or a white painted house with bills and mirrors, are not a necessity to me—but an intelligent conversation while sharing another coffee, is.”
Charlotte Eriksson

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

Criss Jami
“Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live.”
Criss Jami, Healology

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Csaba Gabor-B.
“ My grandfather used to say ‘It is my house I am paying the bills’,
my dad used to say ‘this is my house I pay the mortgage’,
my generation is saying this is my house I pay the rent.”
Csaba Gabor-B.

“Touch paper only once.”
Robert Allen

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, Divided & Conquered

Sarah Andersen
“That was way less money than I thought it was.”
Sarah Andersen, Adulthood Is a Myth

Emi Iyalla
“If your current skill doesn’t pay your bills, perhaps you should re-tool - and fast at that. The pursuit of knowledge and the skills that come with it must be done strategically. We must put the society we live in into serious consideration before we embark on this journey otherwise make urgent adjustments if we have gone astray. We can’t isolate our skills from the need of the society we live in. Well, actually, we can, but to our peril.”
Emi Iyalla

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups

“I don't know which I hate most my bills or the money I pay them with...”
Stanley Victor Paskavich

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Ian Lamont
“We’re creatures of habit when it comes to mobile contracts and the wires piping high-speed data into our homes. It’s a pain to deal with transfers, installations, and customer service interactions, so we shrug and keep paying a premium.”
Ian Lamont, Personal Finance For Beginners In 30 Minutes, Volume 1: How to cut expenses, reduce debt, and better align spending & priorities

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

Israelmore Ayivor
“Who regulates the heat of the sun? Who pays the bills of the energy we obtain from the sun? Leave all judgments to that man if you believe we all walk under that same sun!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Ana Claudia Antunes
“Life is too short to have debts and doubts,
Pay the bills, no regrets, be up and about.”
Ana Claudia Antunes, The Tao of Physical and Spiritual

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

“Three things are certain in life: Death, Taxes and BILLS.”
Ankala V Subbarao

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Your emotions will wander like a vagabond when you're indebted. Those happy moments with friends will soon be interrupted with a frowning creditor in your sub-conscious, and all your frenzy will be taken aback.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Robin Talley
“I don't want to spend the rest of my life paying off loans when I don't even like school to begin with.”
Robin Talley, Our Own Private Universe


One midnight, deep in starlight still,
I dreamed that I received this bill:
(- - - - IN ACCOUNT WITH LIFE - - - -):
Five thousand breathless dawns all new;
Five thousand flowers fresh in dew;
Five thousand sunsets wrapped in gold;
One-million snow-flakes served ice-cold;
Five quiet friends; one baby's love;
One white-mad sea with clouds above;
One hundred music-haunted dreams
Of moon-drenched roads and hurrying streams;
Of prophesying winds, and trees;
Of silent stars and browsing bees;
One June night in a fragrant wood;
One heart that loved and understood.
I wondered when I waked at day,
How—how in God's name—I could pay!”
Cortlandt W. Sayres

“The government can pass bills, but only the Great Healer can heal a broken soul”
Sunday Adelaja

Elizabeth Richardson
“I LOVE GETTING BILLS … It means I have the ability to pay them..

I LOVE PAYING MY BILLS TOO … It means that prosperity is flowing in and out, in and out, in and out, like the air that I breathe.”
Elizabeth Richardson, Releasing Resistance: 38 Highly Effective Ways to Change! Let Go the Little Things Holding You Back and Let in the Big Things You Really Want!

“It's when you 'piss off' your mailman that your bills arrive early and your cheques arrive late.”
Anthony T. Hincks

Robert  Black
“Vanity does not pay the bills.”
Robert Black

E.A. Bucchianeri
“Ah yes, the joys of free enterprise, which is never free of anything be it taxes, bills, or stress.”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Vocation of a Gadfly