Attend Quotes (9 quotes)

“Birds do not attend flight schools; Rivers do not attend flowing colleges; Fishes do not attend swimming conferences; Trees do not attend fruit bearing seminars... There is something that you can do automatically that someone may not do... Find it and do it! There is something someone may do automatically that you may not do; leave it for him to it!”
― Israelmore Ayivor

tags: attend, automatically, birds, colleges, conference, conferences, counselling, fishes, flight-school, flowing, fruit-bearing, rivers, school, seminar, seminars, skills, swiming, swimming-school, talent, talents, trees, you, you-can-do-it

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“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, attend, believe, crazy, dead, death, defense-mechanism, defense-mechanisms, denial, denial-of-death, die, funeral, funerals, funny, gone-too-soon, hereafter, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, immortal, immortality, insane, insanity, joke, jokes, life, life-after-death, life-and-death, mortal, mortality, mourn, quotations, quotes, rest-in-peace, rip, sane, sanity, satire, sincere, sincerity, the-hereafter

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“We should not only attend church but must have a ministry in the church as well”
― Sunday Adelaja

tags: attend, church, ministry, money, prosperity, reality-of-life, riches, truth-of-life, wealth, well

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“Hello harassing police officer, hello 911 call for a police supervisor to attend.”
― Steven Magee

tags: 911-call, attend, black-lives-matter, harassing-police-officer, hello, police-corruption, police-harassment, police-intimidation, police-supervisor, sheriff

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“I will be advising my daughter not to attend university due to the very high levels of radio frequency radiation that can be found there.”
― Steven Magee

tags: 5g, advising, attend, daughter, frequency, high, levels, radiation, radio, university

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“There was a time when one didn't attend a wedding, unless they were invited.
In the near future, attending funerals will adopt the same policy.”
― Charmaine J Forde

tags: adopt, attend, funerals-same-policy, invited, near-future, wedding

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“Everything we need to be mindful of at the highest faculty of our human consciousness is this ability we have to choose the thoughts we will attend." ~ Dr. Tracey Bond”
― Dr. Tracey Bond

tags: ability, attend, choose, dr-tracey-bond, everything, faculty, human-consciousness, mindful, need, thoughts

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“Mr Toxic Police Officer, please excuse me while I make a 911 call for a police supervisor to attend.”
― Steven Magee

tags: 911-call, attend, excuse, law-enforcement, officer, please, police, sheriff, supervisor, toxic

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“The best thing you can do with a police officer that is following you is place a 911 call reporting harassment and request a police supervisor to attend.”
― Steven Magee

tags: 911-call, attend, following-you, harassment, place, police-officer, police-supervisor, reporting, request, the-best-thing

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