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#1

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35268 likes

#2

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

153005 likes

#3

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

tags: misattributed-mark-twain, truth

16345 likes

#4

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

14555 likes

#5

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep

127864 likes

#6

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

149248 likes

#7

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing

129516 likes

#8

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

166017 likes

#9

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

179042 likes

#10

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

tags: life

109778 likes

#11

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64836 likes

#12

“Is that what you are calling it? A message? It felt more like emotional terrorism to me.-Zephyr”
― Amy Bartol

tags: humor

13 likes

#13

“You make me want more- more time, more of your love, more of you.”
― Amy Bartol, Inescapable

37 likes

#14

“I can’t write without a reader. It’s precisely like a kiss—you can’t do it alone.”
― John Cheever

tags: readers-and-writers

1865 likes

#15

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor

26833 likes

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