Ellen Mint > Ellen's Quotes

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a store nearing closing without any customers will be the epicenter of employee mischief.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“You don’t sweat—you glisten with testosterone.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“You’ll know when I’m doing something funny,' Marty snarled as he spun the knife down and slammed it onto the table. 'Because you won’t understand it.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“Girls used breakup songs and ice cream. He had heavy metal and a sea of flaming-hot Cheetos. The end was the same though.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“My eye slipped past your supple face,
My hand missed all your subtle grace,
My mind ignored your sumpt’us thoughts,
But my heart, oh, it missed you naught.

For though it have no sight nor voice,
To my heart there was but one choice.
My brain may dream of castles in the sky,
My eyes flitter to glints of a magpie,
My ears caress songs beyond the sea,
But my heart, sweet heart, belongs only to thee.

Time that it needs to grow strong,
To whisper in my ear, to find the song,
To shower my eyes with what is true,
To tell my mind it’s always been you.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“Love is a sword with thorns for a handle. Every touch draws blood from your hand until your glove is filled to the brim.”
― Ellen Mint, PSL

“Your want is my dream.”
― Ellen Mint, Ink

“I answer your desires, I fulfill them beyond even your expectations and I obey whatever you demand.”
― Ellen Mint, Ink

“Even if they are strange, partially naked men trespassing in my uncle’s cheese shop, there’s no reason to not be polite.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“Me, be in charge of, no—the mistress of—four dangerously hot men? Four men who seem to think that clothing is optional? Men that live in the cellar of a cheese shop like gorgeous, often-naked vampires?”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“You…you make cheese? But you are cheese.”
“Do people not make people?” Roq asks rhetorically.
Cam leers forward, his lips nearly pressing to my cheek. “Would you like me to show you how?”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“For five glorious years, I stole from the rich… because the poor don’t have anything worth taking.”
― Ellen Mint

“Instead of a handsome man about to tear my clothes off, a wheel of Camembert sits on the bed beside me. Dawn’s light streams through the window for one final knife to my gut.
Sighing, I lean back and have to laugh.
“This is what I get for taking a cheese man to bed.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?