Rash & Rationality Quotes

“You don’t sweat—you glisten with testosterone.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“My eye slipped past your supple face,
My hand missed all your subtle grace,
My mind ignored your sumpt’us thoughts,
But my heart, oh, it missed you naught.

For though it have no sight nor voice,
To my heart there was but one choice.
My brain may dream of castles in the sky,
My eyes flitter to glints of a magpie,
My ears caress songs beyond the sea,
But my heart, sweet heart, belongs only to thee.

Time that it needs to grow strong,
To whisper in my ear, to find the song,
To shower my eyes with what is true,
To tell my mind it’s always been you.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“Girls used breakup songs and ice cream. He had heavy metal and a sea of flaming-hot Cheetos. The end was the same though.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“You’ll know when I’m doing something funny,' Marty snarled as he spun the knife down and slammed it onto the table. 'Because you won’t understand it.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a store nearing closing without any customers will be the epicenter of employee mischief.”
― Ellen Mint, Rash & Rationality