Why Cheese? Quotes

“You…you make cheese? But you are cheese.”
“Do people not make people?” Roq asks rhetorically.
Cam leers forward, his lips nearly pressing to my cheek. “Would you like me to show you how?”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“Me, be in charge of, no—the mistress of—four dangerously hot men? Four men who seem to think that clothing is optional? Men that live in the cellar of a cheese shop like gorgeous, often-naked vampires?”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“Even if they are strange, partially naked men trespassing in my uncle’s cheese shop, there’s no reason to not be polite.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“He is such an open book I find pages scattered everywhere he goes.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“My whole life I’ve been screaming underwater and everyone would look to the woman holding me under instead.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“When it comes to being considered an adult I have three strikes against me. One, I barely reach five feet on a good day. Two, my round face, owl-like eyes, and tiny mouth give people the impression I’m some kind of haunted doll come to life. And three, my voice barely registers above the volume of flipping a book’s pages.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?

“Instead of a handsome man about to tear my clothes off, a wheel of Camembert sits on the bed beside me. Dawn’s light streams through the window for one final knife to my gut.
Sighing, I lean back and have to laugh.
“This is what I get for taking a cheese man to bed.”
― Ellen Mint, Why Cheese?