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“the fun of keeping things in them. He was not a very tidy boy in general, but he did like arranging things in cupboards and drawers and then opening them later and finding them just as he’d left them.”
― Lynne Reid Banks, The Indian in the Cupboard

“According to the stories, you could go in there any night and see men close-dancing, rubbing their cocks”
― Stephen King, It

“I’m Princess Daisy.”
― Melanie Cellier, A Dance of Silver and Shadow

“Yo mama is so fat… she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“What are our options? If I have the choice of being doubtful or being hopeful, I’m going to choose hopeful. It takes less work to be positive.”
― Chris Colfer, The Enchantress Returns

“After all, if you’re not scared, then there’s nothing to be brave about, is there?”
― Louis Sachar, Fuzzy Mud

“Hey!” I shouted at my dad, who was eating his daily bowl of Grape-Nuts. He looked up at me, making a face that said, “Be careful in choosing your next words.” “You told Mom about my,” and then I silently mouthed the word porn. “You said you wouldn’t!” I added at full volume. He put down his paper, looked at me, and replied in a measured voice, “Yeah, I thought about that. Too risky for me not to tell her. You shouldn’t have left that porno in our VCR. Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won’t be the last time that happens.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
― Maya Angelou

“I looked like a rainbow had thrown up on a circus clown that exploded after eating a million jelly beans.”
― Tiffany Nicole Smith, The Bex Carter Series Books 1-4 Boxed Set: The Bex Carter Series

“You’ve become so damaged That when someone Wants to give you What you deserve You have no idea How to respond”
― Courtney Peppernell, Pillow Thoughts

“Matt seemed to have no idea of the effect of his big mouth. Shrugging as if it were no big deal, he headed in the direction of the school gate. I watched him skip away, probably heading off to find Lucas so they could plot together how to destroy their older siblings’ lives…mine in particular.”
― Katrina Kahler, Turmoil

“and his lips touch mine.”
― Julie Buxbaum, Tell Me Three Things

“Q: What was Voldemort’s Parents’ favourite game? A: “I Got Your Nose”
― Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches

“do not waste energy on what you cannot control.”
― Jaymin Eve, House of Leights

“You were born happy,
don’t die sad.
You were born full,
don’t die empty.
You were born rich,
don’t die poor.
You were born pure,
don’t die corrupt.
You were born innocent,
don’t die guilty.
You were born free,
don’t die shackled.

You were born curious,
don’t die indifferent.
You were born sensitive,
don’t die heartless.
You were born tolerant,
don’t die prejudiced.
You were born trusting,
don’t die cynical.
You were born caring,
don’t die spiteful.
You were born loving,
don’t die hateful.

You were born youthful,
don’t die worn-out.
You were born active,
don’t die idle.
You were born lively,
don’t die downcast.
You were born special,
don’t die normal.
You were born extraordinary,
don’t die common.
You were born you,
don’t die someone else.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“There is no doubt in my mind that he means it, no doubt at all.Gasping, I pull the knife from my little pocket and stab him in the side. Right between the ribs. If my knife had been longer, I would have punctured his lung.

His eyes go wide with shock. His grip on me loosens. I know what Madoc would say-to push the blade higher. Go for an artery. Go for his heart. But if I mange it, I will have murdered one of the favoured sons of Faerie. I cannot even guess my punishment.
You're no killer.”
― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

“Life had to be lived forward. And it all had to happen exactly the way that it did or she may not have found herself here, in this moment, with her best friends and a brand-new frozen yogurt flavor.”
― Lindsey Rosin, Cherry

“You’re so dumb… you got locked in the grocery store and starved to death!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!

“You’re so ugly… you scare blind kids!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!

“You’re so poor… you can’t even pay attention!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!

“SCP-682 yelled "FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“The kind of friends that didn’t need invitations to hang out. The kind of friends that ate leftovers from each other’s fridges without asking.”
― Jenny Bravo, Those Were the Days

“Commander Jacob Peterson awoke to the shrill sound of his emergency beeper. He opened his eyes, disoriented, trying to remember where he was. He surveyed the small room and saw a TV screen flickering static, saw blinds swaying from a humming air conditioner. He then looked over and was surprised to see a petite, platinum blonde woman, early twenties, sleeping beside him, nude, on top of the sheets. Their bodies were entangled, at peace.”
― George Magnum, Twice Dead

“Library? Yes!”
― Lisa McMann, Island of Silence

“cava, a large artery that connects to the heart. They tried to operate but apparently he lost”
― A.P. McCoy, Winner: My Racing Life