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100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor! 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor! by Various
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“You’re so ugly… you don’t need birth control, your face scares everyone.”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
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“You’re so dumb… you stole a free sample!”
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“You’re so ugly… your mother had to get drunk to breastfeed you!”
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“You’re so ugly… the government moved Halloween to your birthday!”
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“You’re so dumb… when I said my birthday is right around the corner, you went and looked!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!
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“You’re so dumb… you got locked in the grocery store and starved to death!”
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“You’re so fat… you broke a branch in your family tree!”
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“You’re so dumb… you returned a donut because it had a hole.”
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“You’re so dumb… you tripped over wireless internet!”
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“You’re so fat… you have more chins than a Chinese phone book!”
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“You’re so fat… you fell out of both sides of the bed!”
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“You’re so ugly… when you got to Taco Bell, everyone runs for the border!”
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“You’re so dumb… you took a spoon to the Super Bowl!”
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“You’re so dumb… you put stamps all over the computer to send an email!”
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“You’re so old… your birth certificate says ‘expired’!”
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“You’re so poor… you can’t even pay attention!”
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“You’re so ugly… you scare blind kids!”
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“You’re so ugly… your baby videos are rented as a horror movie!”
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“You’re so ugly… you have to trick-or-treat online!”
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“You’re so dumb… you sold your car for gas money!”
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