Justin Halpern


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I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

In the pic, I am on the far right and dad is one the far left. That's a friend between us.

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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."

"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."
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Published on November 11, 2010 12:22
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Sh*t My Dad Says

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More Sh*t My Dad Says

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“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
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