SCP Series One Field Manual Quotes

“SCP-682 yelled "FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“No penguins for you, since you didn't ask politely.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“he is: A vampire A homunculus Big Bird André the Giant Napoleon Obelix (sidekick of Asterix) Doctor Bright The Hulk Alexander The Great Captain Hook Sherlock Holmes Doctor Frankenstein Frankenstein's Monster”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“A 12 oz beverage can of "American Air." Emblazoned with an American flag that circles the can, notably displaying 48 stars instead of 50. A small caption on the back of the can reads as follows: "A real patriot knows not to breathe the same air as communists. A real patriot remembers. Let your love of freedom breathe freely, with American Air™." As expected, the can contains somewhat stale but otherwise normal air.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“staff members licking the break room”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“SCP-594 - Electric Sheep”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“SCP-230 - The Gayest Man Alive”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“Make your choice, adventurous stranger; strike the bell and bide the danger. Or wonder, 'till it drives you mad, what would have followed if you had.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“SCP-111 - Dragon-Snails™”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“Personnel D-221,”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“Results: Doctor Heikkila proceeded to slap a nearby researcher across the face. The researcher said that they had a minty taste in their mouth after being slapped. Doctor Heikkila proceeded to do the same to someone else, but the effect had worn off.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“Procedure: Doctor A. Clef was ambushed in the hallway, dragged into a room with a bathtub full of SCP-447-2, and immersed for approximately 25 seconds. Results: Subject became irate,”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen – he had a pastrami sandwich on his head, and it was eating HIM!”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“Additional Notes: SCP-005 may be used as a replacement for lost security passes, but only under the supervision of at least one Level 4 personnel. SCP-005 may not be used for vending machine repairs, opening lockers, or for any personnel's spare home key. Removal of the object from the compound will result in immediate termination.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“SCP-173 with a photograph of SCP-096 attached to it”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual