Brandy > Brandy's Quotes

“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Sometimes,” Joe said after a bit, “it’s just easier to keep being what everyone expects you to be. Even if that’s what you’re not, anymore.”
― Megan Hart, Broken

“Why not think that sometimes—just sometimes—you can overcome evil with silence? And let people hear their hatefulness in their own ears, without distraction. Maybe goodness is enough to expose evil for what it really is, sometimes.”
― Sylvain Reynard, Gabriel's Inferno

“Sometimes people, when left alone, can hear their own hatefulness for themselves. Sometimes goodness is enough to expose evil for what it really is.”
― Sylvain Reynard, Gabriel's Inferno

“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in public?
“My grandma knits.”
I ignored him.
“So what are you making, Grandma?” Mohawk’s voice was ugly.
I arched my eyebrow. “A cashmere cock ring. Your grandma ever knit one of those?”
The kid’s eyes grew wide, and he suddenly became very interested in a four-year-old issue of Teen Vogue.”
― Leslie Langtry, 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

“There’s a man masturbating in your bathroom!” She grabbed an umbrella from the foyer and held it in front of her like a weapon, poised for battle. “Ashlyn! Did you hear what I said? Call the police!”
― Kendall Ryan, Unravel Me

“Any man for her had better be well-dressed, well-groomed, and well-hung, and if he couldn’t get her off at least twice with his mouth, she wouldn’t return his calls. Couldn’t imagine why she was thirty-nine and still single.”
― Lauren Gallagher, Damaged Goods

“We labored under the pretense that nothing had changed when everything had, and I understood him, but i no longer knew him.”
― Megan Hart, Broken

“Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach.”
― Anne Bradstreet

“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.”
― Tom Bodett

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

“There is not always a good guy. Nor is there always a bad one. Most people are somewhere in between.”
― Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls