The Wake-Up Call Quotes

“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a second because then I feel like a psycho again.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call