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  • #1
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “The Road goes ever on and on
    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #2
    “I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....”
    Flight of the Conchords

  • #3
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #4
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
    "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #5
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “No Victory Without Suffering”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #6
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

  • #7
    Meg Cabot
    “Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied. ”
    Meg Cabot, Avalon High

  • #8
    Meg Cabot
    “Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either.”
    Meg Cabot

  • #9
    J.K. Rowling
    “Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #10
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
    "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
    "Yes, sir."
    "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
    The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #11
    J.K. Rowling
    “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #12
    Stephen Colbert
    “Baby carrots are making me gay.”
    Stephen Colbert, I Am America

  • #14
    “The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)
    The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead)
    We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)
    And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)
    Binary solo!
    0000001, 00000011
    000000111, 00001111!”
    Flight of the Conchords

  • #15
    “JEMAINE
    Lisa?

    BRET
    Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.

    JEMAINE
    But she works in the croissant shop.

    BRET
    Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.”
    Flight of the Conchords
    tags: absurd

  • #16
    Graham Chapman
    “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
    Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

  • #17
    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #18
    Dr. Seuss
    “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
    Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

  • #19
    David Bowie
    “Some make you sing and some make you scream,
    One makes you wish that you'd never been seen.
    But there's a shop on the corner that's selling papier-mache,
    Making bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson, Cassius Clay.
    If you want it, boys, get it here, thing.

    - Sweet Thing
    David Bowie

  • #20
    David Bowie
    “And these children that you spit on
    As they try to change their worlds
    Are immune to your consultations.
    They're quite aware of what they're going through.

    - Changes
    David Bowie

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #22
    Peter S. Beagle
    “The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.”
    Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

  • #23
    George W. Bush
    “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
    George W. Bush

  • #24
    George W. Bush
    “I reads every chance I can gets.”
    George W. Bush

  • #25
    George W. Bush
    “I am a war president.”
    George W. Bush

  • #26
    George W. Bush
    “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
    George W. Bush

  • #27
    George W. Bush
    “The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
    George W. Bush
    tags: dumb

  • #28
    I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking
    “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”
    George W. Bush

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #30
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #31
    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    Oscar Wilde



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