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    Emily Dickinson
    “Tell all the Truth but tell it slant--
    Success in Circuit lies
    Too bright for our infirm Delight
    The Truth's superb surprise

    As Lightning to the Children eased
    With explanation kind
    The Truth must dazzle gradually
    Or every man be blind--”
    ― Emily Dickinson
    tags: inspirational
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    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
    ― Rodney Dangerfield
    tags: crime, funny, humour, neighborhoods
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    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”
    ― Rodney Dangerfield
    tags: funny, humour, neighborhoods
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    John Lennon
    “When you're drowning you don't think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me. You just scream.”
    ― John Lennon
    tags: humour, power-of-words
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    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    ― George Carlin
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    Elbert Hubbard
    “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
    ― Elbert Hubbard
    tags: humour, life
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    Gertrude Stein
    “Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. ”
    ― Gertrude Stein
    tags: humour
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    Robert Jordan
    “A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.”
    ― Robert Jordan, Winter's Heart
    tags: fools, humour
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    Groucho Marx
    “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humour, nostalgia
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    Blaise Pascal
    “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
    ― Blaise Pascal, Pensées
    tags: ironic, sad
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    Woody Allen
    “There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”
    ― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay
    tags: humour, life
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    Douglas Adams
    “We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: definition, doubt, humour, life, uncertainty
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    Bertrand Russell
    “Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them.”
    ― Bertrand Russell, New Hopes for a Changing World
    tags: communism, democracy, dishonesty, funny, humour, politicians, politics, revolution, socialism
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    Janet Evanovich
    “Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top
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    Darynda Jones
    “Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
    - T-shirt”
    ― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
    tags: humor, humour
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    Kay Redfield Jamison
    “Mother, who has an absolute belief that it is not the cards that one is dealt in life, it is how one plays them, is, by far, the highest card I was dealt.”
    ― Kay Redfield Jamison, An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir of Moods and Madness
    tags: family, humour, love
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    Albert Schweitzer
    “Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”
    ― Albert Schweitzer
    tags: humour
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    “Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”
    ― Drew Barrymore
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    Gustave Flaubert
    “I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.”
    ― Gustave Flaubert
    tags: creativity, humour, pessimistic, writing
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    John Irving
    “Life is serious but art is fun!”
    ― John Irving
    tags: cynicism, humour, real-life
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    Alan Bennett
    “We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.”
    ― Alan Bennett, Getting on
    tags: anarchy, humour, life, rules, society
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    Ron White
    “I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”
    ― Ron White
    tags: humor, humour, self-knowledge
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    James Thurber
    “Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.”
    ― James Thurber
    tags: emotion, humour, memory
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    Winston S. Churchill
    “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
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    Fernando Pessoa
    “Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
    ― Fernando Pessoa, Collected Later Poems of Alvaro de Campos: 1928-1935
    tags: chocolate, dessert, humour
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    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    tags: humor, humour, jokes
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    Arthur Schopenhauer
    “A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man”
    ― Arthur Schopenhauer
    tags: divine, god, houmor, humour, man, sense
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    Terry Pratchett
    “If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic
    tags: humour
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    Mark Twain
    “Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: cynical, funny, humour, review
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    Richard Armour
    “That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”
    ― Richard Armour
    tags: humour, life, money
    88 likes



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