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“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“Dad!” cried Luke. He ran to him.”
― Emma Weir, Demigod Fire: After Percy Jackson came this...

“Franklin!” shouted the teens. They”
― Emma Weir, Demigod Fire: After Percy Jackson came this...

“You must be very old!” said Jane,”
― P.L. Travers, Mary Poppins: A Classic Fantasy Tale About the Magical Nanny and Everyday Wonder for Children

“Q: What is a whale’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“stop doing start dreaming”
― #reputation

“If you’ve hurt him –’ ‘Hurt him? Not at all! I imagine he’s in school right now, listening to some boring lecture, or writing an essay, or whatever dreary work mortal teenagers do.”
― Rick Riordan, The Burning Maze

“The impossible cannot have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.”
― Agatha Christie, Murder on the Orient Express

“Yo mama is so fat… she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

“Greyson held the walkie-talkie up to his mouth, still watching the small view in the mirror.  He had hid the other walkie-talkie under Jarryd’s bed in the ‘on’ position.  He held the ‘talk’ button and the walkie clicked. “Hello, twins! I’m Paul Newton!” The voice and light screams echoed from down the hall, coming from Jarryd and Nick’s room. Greyson smiled, watching the mirror as the physical trainer dropped his magazine and turned toward Nick and Jarryd’s room to his right. He put the walkie to his mouth.  “If you find this, hide it!” The physical trainer stood up and sped straight”
― B.C. Tweedt, Camp Legend

“Nick has to give me a sponge-bath first.”  Brandon bent over with tired laughter.  “Now that would be brotherly love, if I’ve ever seen it.” Nick came through the doorway, a wet rag in his left hand, a red bucket in his right.  A bath towel was thrown over his right shoulder. Brandon’s mouth dropped open.  “Wait.  You were serious?” Jarryd gave him the thumbs up without moving his sore head.”
― B.C. Tweedt, Camp Legend

“If there is no causal link between merit and destiny—if everything on the battlefield boils down to nothing more than a lottery—what’s the point of bothering to hone your skills or cultivate excellence?”
― Clinton Romesha, Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor

“The Lancer is a supersonic intercontinental bomber whose size and power are enough to boggle the mind. On the ground, the aircraft sits higher than a three-story office building. Its wingspan is almost half the length of a football field. When fully loaded it weighs nearly half a million pounds, and when it gets into the air, the thing can fly more than nine hundred miles an hour. Pilots like Kulish who fly this plane don’t call it a Lancer, however. Instead, using a riff that derives from “B-1,” they simply refer to it as “the Bone.”
― Clinton Romesha, Red Platoon: A True Story of American Valor

“Hey!” I shouted at my dad, who was eating his daily bowl of Grape-Nuts. He looked up at me, making a face that said, “Be careful in choosing your next words.” “You told Mom about my,” and then I silently mouthed the word porn. “You said you wouldn’t!” I added at full volume. He put down his paper, looked at me, and replied in a measured voice, “Yeah, I thought about that. Too risky for me not to tell her. You shouldn’t have left that porno in our VCR. Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won’t be the last time that happens.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“when i had no friends i reached inside my beloved books & sculpted some out of 12 pt times new roman. - & it was almost good enough.”
― Amanda Lovelace, The Princess Saves Herself in this One

“Is that why you play the music so loud? A beat to drown out the thoughts, sound so high you cannot think, lyrics so close to home you don’t even blink.”
― Courtney Peppernell, Pillow Thoughts

“my rosy innocent definition of love became twisted untrusting fragile when you left”
― Sam Payne, this boy is a rainbow: the storm

“You know you do this to yourself. You break your own heart.”
― Jack Ray, Ice Cream And Suicide

“In an ironic way, It’s sort of funny How we learn to love those Who never seem To deserve it.”
― Jack Ray, Ice Cream And Suicide

“Billy thought his big, wet, yellow booger was funny.”
― Billy Bad, Boogers for Lunch: A Sight Words Book

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
...
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“A menacing snarl came from Frostfur. “What are you doing here?”
― Erin Hunter, A Dangerous Path

“Paris”
― Barbara O'Neal, When We Believed in Mermaids

“Each enemy I vanquished dropped a pile of “Zenny coins” that I could later use to purchase armor, weapons, and potions from one of the bearded wise men scattered throughout each level. (These “wise men” apparently thought setting up a small shop in the middle of a monster-infested dungeon was a fine idea.)”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One