Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids Quotes

“Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with an umbrella? A: You get a rain-deer (reindeer).”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A: A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every day.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get when sheep do karate? A: Lamb chops.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moo. Moo, who? Make up your mind—are you a cow or an owl?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is a whale’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What kind of bird is always depressed? A: A bluebird.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the horse say when he tripped and fell down? A: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: How do you shoot a bumblebee? A: With a bee-bee gun.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Two men went deer hunting. One man asked the other, “Did you ever hunt bear?” The other hunter said, “No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says, “NO, we don’t sell grapes,” so the duck leaves the store. The next day the duck goes back to the same store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager is furious now and says, “NO, WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, I’LL GLUE YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR!” The next day the duck goes back to the same store and says to the manager, “Excuse me, do you sell glue at this store?” The manager says, “No, we don’t sell glue.” The duck replies, “That’s good. Do you sell grapes?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: How do you keep a dog from barking in the back seat of the car? A: Put him in the front seat of the car.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the worm say to her daughter when she came home late? A: “Where on earth have you been?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get if a cow is in an earthquake? A: A milkshake.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you call a polar bear in Hawaii? A: Lost!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What kind of bugs read the dictionary? A: Spelling bees.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the cat and her kittens clean up their mess? A: They didn’t want to litter.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why were the deer, the chipmunk, and the squirrel laughing so hard? A: Because the owl was a hoot!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Which creatures on Noah’s ark didn’t come in pairs? A: The worms—they came in apples.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the horse keep falling over? A: It just wasn’t stable.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you have if your dog can’t bark? A: A hush puppy.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the robin go to the library? A: It was looking for bookworms.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxi cabs.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree? A: A pork-u-pine.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is that possible? A: His horse’s name is Friday.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the father buffalo say to his son as he left for school? A: “Bison (Bye, Son).”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why can’t you trust a pig? A: It will always squeal on you.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do alligators drink after they work out? A: Gator-ade.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids