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“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“As you grow older, you’ll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don’t you forget it—whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”
― Dave Barry

“If I wasn’t mated, and wasn’t straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn’t made that pact for friendship’s sake, I would totally screw you.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Hall

“Without making a conscious decision to do so, Drew grabbed a fistful of her ridiculous blond wig and tugged.

Some of her hair came with it and he felt a moment of satisfaction when she howled. Bianca’s real hair was a matted mess against her head. He looked at the wig in his hand and moved his gaze to the water fountain.

Bianca’s eyes widened. “Don’t do it. Don’t you dare.”

“Don’t do what? Don’t do this?” He dangled the wig above the fountain.

She raised her hands and crept toward him. “Just give it back, Drew, and we’ll be even. Okay?”

“Aaawww, is Bianca getting worried? Poor baby.”

“Come on.”

“Say you’re sorry.” He shook it up and down.

“What? No way.”

With a shrug, he tossed the wig into the water fountain.”
― Lindy Zart, Dating Husbands

“And what are we if we are not products of our history? History is not in our past but forms us in the present. And how histories are written or interpreted depends on what we do today.”
― H.O. Charles, City of Blaze

“No matter what the Fates may bring upon you, there is one thing you can be sure will never falter. I will always love you with the same fire of my youth until the day I am no more.”
― C.J. Abedi, The Dark King

“I have to say, I found the way you discarded my friend in my trailer like a used cigarette butt to be….objectionable.” On the outside I was scowling. On the inside, I was happy I got to use the word objectionable in a sentence.”
― Matt Schiariti, Ghosts of Demons Past

“I don't know how I'm supposed to act around you. Sometimes I don't care but then other times I get so afraid that I'm doing something wrong I just want to run. I don't want to feel split in two. I don't want to feel broken over you. But I am.”
― Kate Roth, The Low Notes

“Her tongue peeked out to moisten her lips, and all he could do was stare.
She gave him a nervous smile. "What are you smiling at?"
Lex nodded absently. "You. Your mouth, specifically."
She rolled them inward. "Uhm, why."
"I'm trying to talk myself out of kissing you."
Abbie shifted away an inch to look at him more fully. "Why?"
"Because I'm probably not the kind of guy you should get involved with.”
― Nana Malone, London Bound

“So you don’t want to work for me then?” She barely heard him as she continued. “I mean, it’s not fair to proposition your students, we depend on you for our—” Her brain halted, then sputtered to life again as what he’d said settled in. “You want me to come work for you?” His arrogant smirk slid back into place. “Well, that was until you mentioned propositioning. If I have a choice, I’ll take propositioning.”
― Anonymous

“Just like any other high school dance, the theme was "crepe paper in the gym”
― Heather Hildenbrand, Dirty Blood

“Ha!: He laughed. "Almost all of them as a kid, but most recently it was my nose...for the seventh time. And I've had two concussions, three broken fingers, and a partridge in a pear tree.”
― A.E. Neal, Holding On To Love

“Shawn shrugged. "Who knows? None of us ever knew much about good old great-great uncle Charles. Or should that be great old good-good uncle Charles?" he paused dramatically, sighing at the older boy cleared his throat and rolled his eyes at the lame joke.
"Some people just don't have a good sense of humor," Shawn glared.”
― Joe DeRouen

“Wow," he said after their lips parted. Her taste still haunted his mouth, and the smell of her perfume lingered in his nostrils. "I guess I'll have to get in fights more often.”
― Joe DeRouen, Small Things

“Why didn't you escape?"
"Because," she panted, releasing the boy's arm, "no one tells me what to do, not even you. And besides, if you didn't catch it before, I 'm awfully fond of you.”
― Joe DeRouen, Small Things

“Just what number is it you think you're going to call me?" He asked her in disgust.
"Oh, there isn't a number for you." Weston said; her eyes wide. She shook her head. "In fact, you really don't want to know what I call you.”
― Jessica Jaster, Delta Project: Revolt

“I'll be there at six," Breckin says. He looks at me and smirks. "I bet you'll be there are six, too, right, Daniel? You like six? Is six good for you?"
He's on to us. Fucker.”
― Colleen Hoover, Finding Cinderella

“Tell me what you know of my kinfolk.
"Fee, fi, fo, fum?"
Oxton muttered under his breath.
Vanora raised her hand. "I've heard something about a beanstalk and a cow."
The giant gave a great nod. "We've well established you know absolutely nothing of my kind.”
― Angela J. Townsend, Angus Macbain and the Island of Sleeping Kings

“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know it’s a shock, but soon I may even be able to locate a bowl.”
― Rebecca L. Ethington, Kiss of Fire

“I was six and bushes were cool.”
“Well, if I ever see a cool bush, I’ll point it in your direction.”
― Rebecca L. Ethington, Kiss of Fire

“Mom, this is so not fair! I can't go to school without a hoodie. Do you know what will happen?" Yes, I was begging. I didn't care. I couldn't lose Saturday night - but this was unacceptable.
"People will see what a beautiful young lady you are. Oooh! Maybe you'll get asked out on a date!" she said triumphantly.”
― Rebecca Ethington, Kiss of Fire

“I looked up at him and gave him my biggest, goofiest grin, all the while chanting in my head: only friends, only friends...
"Anything for you, sweetheart."
Only friends, only friends.
His hand moved up to cup my face, his thumb trailing along my jaw and I froze, my mind went blank. It was only when he began to move closer that my brain went into overdrive.”
― Rebecca Ethington, Kiss of Fire

“His lips slowly twitched. “As a gentleman, I think you should sleep off the drugs in your system.” Again, his wide, full lips curved wickedly. “Unless you plan to move your hand lower, then I might forget I’m acting the gentleman because, really, I’m not all that gentlemanly.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Cave

“Damn, she's good."
"Of course she bloody is," Pearl murmured, her ace still stuffed against Jack's neck, even though she sounded like the prim English woman she was, her tone turning curt. "She's my mother.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Cave

“His chest puffed, and he rumbled, "I breathe danger."
"Oh, good God, he did not just say that," Pearl muttered.”
― Scarlett Dawn, King Cave

“No wonder he was so sweet and accommodating. His mother was like a damn fairy flittering around bringing goodness to the world in the form of wine and hot sons.”
― Kate Roth, Natural Harmony

“The fact that he even wanted to continue being in presence after this third and most embarrassing encounter yet said something about him. He was an idiot.”
― Megan Squires, Draw Me In

“You like these? They don't make my butt look big?"
Well, of course by saying that, he'd pretty much just glued my eyes to his backside, not that they weren't there already.
"No, it's perfect."
"You think my ass is perfect?"
"Is there any answer I can say now that won't make me sound like a complete creep? 'Cause I'm feeling a little backed into a corner here."
"You want me to back you into a corner? I think it's a little soon for that, don't you?”
― Megan Squires, Draw Me In

“Is English your second language? Because it seems like you're having a difficult time interpreting what I'm saying." I folded the jeans he'd tried on earlier into a neat stack beside my chair hoping he'd actually purchase them all because they really did look fantastic on him.
"Actually, it is. Italiano e la mai prima lingua."
Well, if that wasn't the sexiest thing I'd ever heard, I wasn't sure what was. He could have said, 'My dog crapped on your pillow,' and I was fairly certain I'd still be drooling. I had to intentionally force the muscles in my jaw to snap shut.”
― Megan Squires, Draw Me In