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“Ferrin looked at her like she had two heads. “You don’t want to marry my son?” “Hell. No.” He resumed his seat. “That’s the first sensible thing I’ve heard you say.”
― Chris Cannon, Going Down in Flames

“Would it help if I performed an interpretive dance while I said the words?”
― Chris Cannon, Going Down in Flames

“Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there’d be winged pigs up there somewhere.”
― Chris Cannon, Going Down in Flames

“I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.”
― Chris Cannon, Going Down in Flames

“all the teachers at this school attack their students? Or are you just a raving bitch?”
― Chris Cannon, Going Down in Flames

“Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“Bryce Colton is telling everyone you hooked up after the bonfire Friday night.”
“What?” Everyone in the parking lot turned and stared. Okay, maybe I said that a little loud. I hooked my arm through Jane’s and steered her toward the sidewalk.
“I went to the bonfire with you. Do you remember seeing me naked with Bryce Colton?”
She pouted and kicked a rock off the sidewalk. “I thought maybe you went back after you dropped me off.”
“Why do you sound disappointed?”
“It would be nice if one of us had a sex life."
I laughed so hard I snorted. That’s one of the reasons I’m best friends with Jane. I never know what she’s going to say.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,
Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.
Much.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.
Much.
He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“In an unexpected move, Bryce reached for my hand and pulled me to his side. “Play along. We’ll straighten this out later.”
Good Lord, the school hottie was touching me. It felt like I’d won some sort of geek-girl lottery. And depending on how this played out, Bryce could be the answer to my boyfriend problems. If he wanted me to cover for him, then he needed to help me with my overprotective brothers.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“Since he didn’t seem to understand the situation, I felt it my duty to enlighten him. “Wrong. You started this stupid rumor and half the school probably believes it’s true. Now you have to stick around and pretend to be my boyfriend to convince everyone I don’t have sex with random guys. Not to mention the fact that if you’d kept your mouth shut about getting laid, you wouldn’t be in this situation.”
He raised a brow. “So you’re my punishment?”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“He wanted to break up with me in the cafeteria? Fat chance. I leaned toward him and touched his arm in a girlfriend sort of way. “If you planned to stage a public breakup with me, you can forget it.”
Amusement showed in his hazel eyes. “Think you can stop me?”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“I turned into the Greenbrier High School parking lot with a singular mission: figure out a way to keep my brothers from chasing off every guy who seemed interested in me.”
― Chris Cannon, Blackmail Boyfriend

“Dating someone you worked with had bad idea written all over it, but Todd, who was a few years older than me and had been dating the same girl since sixth grade, seemed to be under the impression he was my wing-man.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating it with some sort of fancy ribbon. Watching her wouldn’t be a hardship. She made the retro waitress uniform look good. If she looked as good from the front as she did from the back, maybe I would ask her out.
She turned around and handed the box to the customer at the counter and my world turned sideways. It was Delia. My little sister’s annoying best friend. The girl who was practically a member of my family. When had she become hot? I blinked, hoping maybe I’d seen wrong. Nope. Same blonde hair with hot pink stripes, which I’d always thought was stupid. Now, wearing the Pie Princess tiara and some sort of glittery lip gloss she looked wild and kind of sexy. And that was just wrong.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?”
I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and it’s part of the uniform when you’re the Pie Princess.”
“And it doesn’t bother you to wear it?” He pushed his glasses up on his nose, framing his coffee-colored eyes.
“Are you kidding? It feels like the accessory that’s been missing from my wardrobe all my life.” I struck a pose. “Admit it. You think I look awesome.”
He chuckled and shoved his hands in the front pockets of his jeans. “You always look good, but that tiara is ridiculous.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“Where’s the pizza?” Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who was going gray around his eyes and muzzle. “Rocky wants to know where the pizza is, too.”
“He’s the reason the food is in the kitchen. Last time we kept it out here on the picnic table, he helped himself to half of a large bacon pepperoni pizza and then he threw up in my mom’s closet. She was cleaning dog barf out of her shoes for days.”
I squatted down and rubbed Rocky’s ears. “I bet you were framed, huh, buddy?” He leaned into the ear rub and sighed. “I bet it was the cat, wasn’t it?” He sighed again like he was agreeing with me.
“Nice try, but there isn’t that much barf in a cat,” Trevor said.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“My mom was a phlebotomist who drove all over creation drawing people’s blood. Sort of a transient medical vampire.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“Accio Keds." I waited for a split second to see if it might work. Nope. Still a Muggle. Damn it.

99% Faking It”
― Chris Cannon