Boomerang Boyfriend Quotes

“My mom was a phlebotomist who drove all over creation drawing people’s blood. Sort of a transient medical vampire.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“Where’s the pizza?” Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who was going gray around his eyes and muzzle. “Rocky wants to know where the pizza is, too.”
“He’s the reason the food is in the kitchen. Last time we kept it out here on the picnic table, he helped himself to half of a large bacon pepperoni pizza and then he threw up in my mom’s closet. She was cleaning dog barf out of her shoes for days.”
I squatted down and rubbed Rocky’s ears. “I bet you were framed, huh, buddy?” He leaned into the ear rub and sighed. “I bet it was the cat, wasn’t it?” He sighed again like he was agreeing with me.
“Nice try, but there isn’t that much barf in a cat,” Trevor said.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?”
I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and it’s part of the uniform when you’re the Pie Princess.”
“And it doesn’t bother you to wear it?” He pushed his glasses up on his nose, framing his coffee-colored eyes.
“Are you kidding? It feels like the accessory that’s been missing from my wardrobe all my life.” I struck a pose. “Admit it. You think I look awesome.”
He chuckled and shoved his hands in the front pockets of his jeans. “You always look good, but that tiara is ridiculous.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating it with some sort of fancy ribbon. Watching her wouldn’t be a hardship. She made the retro waitress uniform look good. If she looked as good from the front as she did from the back, maybe I would ask her out.
She turned around and handed the box to the customer at the counter and my world turned sideways. It was Delia. My little sister’s annoying best friend. The girl who was practically a member of my family. When had she become hot? I blinked, hoping maybe I’d seen wrong. Nope. Same blonde hair with hot pink stripes, which I’d always thought was stupid. Now, wearing the Pie Princess tiara and some sort of glittery lip gloss she looked wild and kind of sexy. And that was just wrong.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend

“Dating someone you worked with had bad idea written all over it, but Todd, who was a few years older than me and had been dating the same girl since sixth grade, seemed to be under the impression he was my wing-man.”
― Chris Cannon, Boomerang Boyfriend