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  • #1
    Stephen  King
    “Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.”
    Stephen King

  • #2
    Dr. Seuss
    “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
    Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!

  • #3
    Horace Walpole
    “The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
    Horace Walpole

  • #4
    Graham Chapman
    “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
    Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

  • #5
    Dorothy Parker
    “Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #6
    Zathyn Priest
    “What do you put in that coffee? Two teaspoons of bitch powder?”
    Zathyn Priest, The Slayer's Apprentice

  • #7
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I restore myself when I'm alone.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #8
    Dylan Thomas
    “Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.”
    Dylan Thomas

  • #9
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #10
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #11
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #12
    George R.R. Martin
    “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

  • #13
    Charlaine Harris
    “Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
    Charlaine Harris

  • #14
    Roberto Bolaño
    “Reading is like thinking, like praying, like talking to a friend, like expressing your ideas, like listening to other people's ideas, like listening to music, like looking at the view, like taking a walk on the beach.”
    Roberto Bolaño, 2666

  • #15
    “Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example”
    Carroll Bryant

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #18
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #19
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #21
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #22
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #24
    Graham Chapman
    “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
    Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

  • #25
    Graham Chapman
    “I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.”
    Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

  • #26
    Graham Chapman
    “Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!”
    Monty Python

  • #27
    Ray Bradbury
    “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
    Ray Bradbury

  • #28
    “No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.”
    Atwood H. Townsend

  • #29
    William Shakespeare
    “Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!”
    William Shakespeare, Macbeth

  • #30
    Susan Beth Pfeffer
    “I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.”
    Susan Pfeffer, Life As We Knew It



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