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  • #1
    Ned Vizzini
    “I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”
    Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

  • #2
    Haruki Murakami
    “Why do people have to be this lonely? What's the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the earth put here just to nourish human loneliness?”
    Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart

  • #3
    Markus Zusak
    “Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.”
    Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

  • #4
    Pablo Neruda
    “Tonight I can write the saddest lines
    I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.”
    Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair

  • #5
    Nikolai Gogol
    “The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”
    Nikolai V. Gogol

  • #6
    Nicole Krauss
    “there are two types of people in the world: those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.”
    Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

  • #7
    Ned Vizzini
    “I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I waste time being quiet and not saying anything because I'm afraid I'll stutter.”
    Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

  • #8
    Virginia Woolf
    “Nothing thicker than a knife's blade separates happiness from melancholy.”
    Virginia Woolf, Orlando

  • #9
    William Shakespeare
    “Love all, trust a few,
    Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
    Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend
    Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence,
    But never tax'd for speech.”
    William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well

  • #10
    William Shakespeare
    “To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.”
    William Shakespeare, Macbeth

  • #11
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #12
    Mel Brooks
    “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
    Mel Brooks

  • #13
    Eric Idle
    “Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.”
    Eric Idle

  • #14
    Jean Racine
    “Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.”
    Jean Racine

  • #15
    Chris Rock
    “Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
    Chris Rock

  • #16
    Jeannette Walls
    “Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.”
    Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle

  • #17
    Dylan Moran
    “Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”
    Dylan Moran

  • #18
    Steve  Martin
    “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
    Steve Martin

  • #19
    Louis C.K.
    “Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.”
    Louis C.K.

  • #20
    Brandon Mull
    “What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth”
    Brandon Mull, Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

  • #21
    Hillary DePiano
    “There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”
    Hillary DePiano, The Love Of Three Oranges: A Play For The Theatre That Takes The Commedia Dell'arte Of Carlo Gozzi And Updates It For The New Millennium

  • #22
    Lewis Black
    “Just relax and breathe through your ass.”
    Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith

  • #23
    Lewis Black
    “It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!”
    Lewis Black

  • #24
    “The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.”
    Dave Chappelle

  • #25
    “I'm rich biotchh!”
    Dave Chappelle

  • #26
    “Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties.”
    Dave Chappelle

  • #27
    “The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself especially when everybody is watching”
    Dave Chappelle

  • #28
    Ned Vizzini
    “I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here."
    "Is there something wrong with that?"
    "Absolutely.”
    Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

  • #29
    Ned Vizzini
    “People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”
    Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

  • #30
    Vincent van Gogh
    “The sadness will last forever.”
    Vincent van Gogh



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