Standup Quotes

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Dylan Moran
“Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”
Dylan Moran

“if there are no heros to save you,
Then you be the hero”
Denpa kyoshi

Chuck Palahniuk
“I’d like to see more stand-up routines venture into depicting tragedy. It’s conventional to give people a humorous cathartic release; now I’d love to hear stand-up tragedy that would reduce the audience to exhausted tears.”
Chuck Palahniuk

Richie Norton
“The bigger the mess, the greater the progress.”
Richie Norton

Bhavik Sarkhedi
“Doing Comedy is No Joke”
Bhavik Sarkhedi

Angelo Marcos
“You’re very eloquent, Nick,” Harold suddenly said to me, leaning across from the other side of the circle. “You certainly have a way with words. What is it that you do for a living?”

“I’m a stand-up comedian,” I said, wiping the tears from my face. “I make people laugh.”
Angelo Marcos, Victim Mentality