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  • #1
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Castle in the Air

  • #2
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #3
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try. "It should be hair-raising," added Howl.
    "And you'll exploit me," Sophie said.
    "And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #4
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I think we ought to live happily ever after.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #5
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
    "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #6
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Yes, you are nosy. You're a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You're victimizing us all.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #7
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I hope your bacon burns.”
    Diana Wynne Jones , Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #8
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle
    tags: howl

  • #9
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.
    "I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #10
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #11
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Castle in the Air
    tags: fate

  • #12
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “This book will prove the following ten facts:
    1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
    2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
    3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
    4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
    5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast.
    6. An Englishman's home is his castle.
    7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
    8. One black eye deserves another.
    9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
    10. It pays to increase your word power.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon

  • #13
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Tell me about this Wizard Howl of yours."
    "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything."
    "Indeed? Strange that you should speak so proudly such a list of vices, most loving of ladies."
    "What do you mean, vices? I was just describing Howl. He comes from another world entirely, you know, called Wales, and I refuse to believe he's dead!”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Castle in the Air

  • #14
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #15
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “Meanwhile a certain amount of moaning and groaning was coming from upstairs. Sophie kept muttering to the dog and ignored it. A loud, hollow coughing followed, dying away into more moaning. Crashing sneezes followed the coughing, each one rattling the window and all the doors. Sophie found those harder to ignore, but she managed. Poot-pooooot! went a blown nose, like a bassoon in a tunnel. The coughing started again, mingled with moans. Sneezes mixed with the moans and the coughs, and the sounds rose to a crescendo in which Howl seemed to be managing to cough, groan, blow his nose, sneeze, and wail gently all at the same time. The doors rattled, the beams in the ceiling shook, and one of Calcifer’s logs rolled off onto the hearth.
    “All right, all right, I get the message!” Sophie said, dumping the log back into the grate. “It’ll be green slime next”.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #16
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #17
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I'm delirious. Spots are crawling before my eyes."
    "Those are spiders.”
    Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #18
    Olivia Parker
    “Those aren't from my mother's garden, are they? She'll throttle you."
    "No," he said, making a grand show of looking insulted. "I would never."
    "Sorry," she said with a cringe.
    "They're from your neighbor's garden, actually.”
    Olivia Parker, To Wed a Wicked Earl

  • #19
    Olivia Parker
    “I mean, I'm happy to see you, but why aren't you home?"
    "Wherever my wife sleeps is my home.”
    Olivia Parker, To Wed a Wicked Earl

  • #20
    Olivia Parker
    “See. I told you I would get that boy to the alter eventually. All I had to do was pretend I was a loon.”
    Olivia Parker, To Wed a Wicked Earl

  • #21
    Olivia Parker
    “Indeed, Gabriel knew it wasn't all just empty green fields of moorland grass for miles around. Tucked within the wide landscapes of these uplands was an unpredictability that a less observant person might never be aware of. There were waterfalls concealed in swaths of wilderness, rocky stream beds ramblings in deep valleys, and...knotted sheets?”
    Olivia Parker, At the Bride Hunt Ball

  • #22
    “You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor. I can't live without her.”
    Anne Stuart, Ruthless

  • #23
    “Lord save us, first you have a heart, now you have a god? Will wonders never cease?”
    Anne Stuart, Ruthless
    tags: humor

  • #24
    Charles Bukowski
    “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #25
    George Harrison
    “If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there”
    George Harrison

  • #26
    Audrey Hepburn
    “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #27
    Stephen Chbosky
    “So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #28
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #29
    Grace Draven
    “This should never have happened, Brishen. We were unimportant, you and I. We weren't supposed to mean anything to anyone."
    "Woman of day," he said slowly. "You mean everything to me.”
    Grace Draven, Radiance



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