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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #3
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.”
    Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

  • #5
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #6
    T.S. Eliot
    “There will be time, there will be time
    To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet.”
    T.S. Eliot.

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “What's up?" [asked Ford.]
    "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.”
    Douglas Adams

  • #8
    Dave Barry
    “Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”
    Dave Barry

  • #9
    Douglas Adams
    “He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries.”
    Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

  • #10
    Douglas Adams
    “Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #11
    George Carlin
    “Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
    George Carlin

  • #12
    Douglas Adams
    “What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
    "Ask a glass of water!”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #13
    Alan W. Watts
    “Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.”
    Alan Watts

  • #14
    Douglas Adams
    “For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #15
    Alan Lightman
    “Each person who gets stuck in time gets stuck alone.”
    Alan Lightman, Einstein’s Dreams
    tags: time

  • #16
    Douglas Adams
    “One is never alone with a rubber duck.”
    Douglas Adams

  • #17
    Jean-Paul Sartre
    “Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”
    Jean-Paul Sartre , Nausea

  • #18
    Douglas Adams
    “42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.”
    Douglas Adams

  • #19
    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    Markus Herz

  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else's point of view without the proper training.”
    Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “God's Final Message to His Creation:
    'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
    Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantle piece, in order to prove it could be done.

    This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

    However, this is not relevant to what is currently on my mind because it concerns sloths, whereas the Branwell Brontë piece of information concerns writers and feeling like death and doing things to prove they can be done, all of which are pertinent to my current situation to a degree that is, frankly, spooky.”
    Douglas Adams (The Salmon of Doubt), The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #23
    Douglas Adams
    “I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
    Douglas Adams

  • #26
    Douglas Adams
    “Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button?
    Ford Prefect: I wouldn't-
    Arthur Dent: Oh.
    Ford Prefect: What happened?
    Arthur Dent: A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.”
    Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts

  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “Did I do anything wrong today," he said, "or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #28
    Douglas Adams
    “We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #29
    Douglas Adams
    “If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
    Douglas Adams

  • #30
    Douglas Adams
    “Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy



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