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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #2
    Jane Austen
    “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #3
    Max Lucado
    “A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.”
    Max Lucado

  • #4
    Nicholas Sparks
    “You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.”
    Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

  • #5
    Martin Luther King Jr.
    “I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
    Martin Luther King Jr., A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches

  • #6
    Ernest Hemingway
    “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #7
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #8
    Benjamin Franklin
    “A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #9
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..”
    Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 18: Tsunade's Choice

  • #10
    Gena Showalter
    “What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
    Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

  • #11
    John Green
    “There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.

    This was not one of those times.”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #12
    Rachel Caine
    “Perv."
    He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?”
    Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley

  • #13
    “Of course you know, this means war.”
    Joe Adamson, Bugs Bunny: Fifty Years and Only One Grey Hare

  • #14
    Oprah Winfrey
    “You can have it all. Just not all at once.”
    Oprah Winfrey

  • #15
    Jude Deveraux
    “My soul will find yours.”
    Jude Deveraux, A Knight in Shining Armor

  • #16
    Judith Martin
    “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.”
    Judith Martin

  • #17
    Richelle Mead
    “You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.”
    Richelle Mead, Frostbite

  • #18
    Wendy Mass
    “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
    All the time.”
    Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life

  • #19
    Rachel Vincent
    “Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.”
    Rachel Vincent, Rogue

  • #20
    Woody Allen
    “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
    Woody Allen

  • #21
    Lemony Snicket
    “I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #23
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #24
    Paulo Coelho
    “So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”
    Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

  • #25
    Stephanie Klein
    “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”
    Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty

  • #26
    Sarah Dessen
    “There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart.”
    Sarah Dessen, Just Listen

  • #27
    Douglas Adams
    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #28
    Jane Austen
    “Ah! There is nothing like staying at home, for real comfort.”
    Jane Austen

  • #29
    Robert Frost
    “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.”
    Robert Frost

  • #30
    Sarah Dessen
    “You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.”
    Sarah Dessen, Keeping the Moon



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