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  • #1
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #3
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #6
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
    "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #7
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “Polka will never die.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #12
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #13
    Penn Jillette
    “There is no god, and that's the simple truth. If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.”
    Penn Jillette, God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't.”
    Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

  • #15
    Michael R. Underwood
    “If our cover breaks in here, we’re toast. Worse that toast, we’re the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster oven that I haven’t cleaned out in three months.”
    Michael R. Underwood

  • #16
    Michael R. Underwood
    “Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan’s secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to practically everyone as “Ree”) kept the café in fabulous baked goods, talked authoritatively about subjects from Aliens to Zork, and drew the attentions of countless lovelorn geeks.”
    Michael R. Underwood, Geekomancy

  • #17
    James S.A. Corey
    “GOODY. MY SPLEEN IS COLLAPSING. HURRY UP.”
    James S.A. Corey, Leviathan Wakes
    tags: humor

  • #18
    James S.A. Corey
    “There's a right thing to do," Holden said.
    "You don't have a right thing, friend," Miller said. "You've got a whole plateful of maybe a little less wrong.”
    James S.A. Corey, Leviathan Wakes

  • #19
    James S.A. Corey
    “I know it's none of my business, but I really wouldn't let her put you off. So you don't understand sex and love and women. Just means you were born with a cock. And this girl? Naomi? She seems like she's worth putting a little effort into it. You know?"
    "Yeah," Holden said. Then: "Can we never talk about that again?"
    "Sure.”
    James S.A. Corey, Leviathan Wakes

  • #20
    Gail Carriger
    “I mean to say, really, I am near to developing a neurosis - is there anyone around who doesn't want to study or kill me?"
    Floote raised a tentative hand.
    "Ah, yes, thank you, Floote."
    "There is also Mrs Tunstell, madam," he offered hopefully, is if Ivy were some kind of consolation prize.
    "I notice you don't mention my fair-weather husband."
    "I suspect, at this moment, madam, he probably wants to kill you."
    Alexia couldn't help smiling. "Good point.”
    Gail Carriger, Blameless

  • #21
    Gail Carriger
    “Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.”
    Gail Carriger, Blameless

  • #22
    Gail Carriger
    “Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn’t suit you.”
    The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. “I am exploring new personality avenues.”
    “Well, stop it.”
    “Yes, my lady.”
    Gail Carriger, Heartless

  • #23
    J.K. Rowling
    “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #24
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all—in which case, you fail by default.”
    J.K. Rowling

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #30
    J.K. Rowling
    “Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
    "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows



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