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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #5
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #6
    Jesse Ventura
    “We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free — if we were, we'd allow people their freedom. Prohibiting something doesn't make it go away. Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better.”
    Jesse Ventura

  • #7
    Steve  Martin
    “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
    Steve Martin

  • #8
    Albert Einstein
    “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #9
    Neal Stephenson
    “Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.”
    Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

  • #10
    Isman H. Suryaman
    “A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break.”
    Isman H. Suryaman
    tags: humor

  • #11
    C.S. Lewis
    “What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.”
    C.S. Lewis, The Magician’s Nephew

  • #12
    David Sedaris
    “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
    David Sedaris

  • #13
    Andy Weir
    “Each crewman had their own laptop. So I have six at my disposal. Rather, I had six. I now have five. I thought a laptop would be fine outside. It’s just electronics, right? It’ll keep warm enough to operate in the short term, and it doesn’t need air for anything. It died instantly. The screen went black before I was out of the airlock. Turns out the “L” in “LCD” stands for “Liquid.” I guess it either froze or boiled off. Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #14
    Andy Weir
    “Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #15
    Andy Weir
    “I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #16
    Andy Weir
    “I’m in the middle of a bunch of craters that form a triangle. I’m calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I’ve been through, stuff on Mars should be named after me.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #17
    Oscar Wilde
    “Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #18
    Oscar Wilde
    “I think you are wrong, Basil, but I won't argue with you. It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “Women have no appreciation of good looks—at least, good women have not.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “You have only a few years in which to live really, perfectly, and fully. When your youth goes, your beauty will go with it, and then you will suddenly discover that there are no triumphs left for you, or have to content yourself with those mean triumphs that the memory of your past will make more bitter than defeats. Every month as it wanes brings you nearer to something dreadful. Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses. You will become sallow, and hollow-cheeked, and dull-eyed. You will suffer horribly.... Ah! realize your youth while you have it. Don't squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar. These are the sickly aims, the false ideals, of our age. Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing....”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #21
    Oscar Wilde
    “Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.'

    'It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #22
    Oscar Wilde
    “No man comes across two ideal things. Few come across one.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #23
    Paula Hawkins
    “Every time I hear footsteps on the steps, my heart rate goes up. Every time I hear the clacking of high heels, I am seized with trepidation.”
    Paula Hawkins, The Girl on the Train

  • #23
    Oscar Wilde
    “When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs." "Narborough wasn't perfect," cried the old lady. "If he had been, you would not have loved him, my dear lady," was the rejoinder. "Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects. You will never ask me to dinner again after saying this, I am afraid, Lady Narborough, but it is quite true.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #24
    Frank Herbert
    “In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #25
    Frank Herbert
    “That which submits rules.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #26
    Frank Herbert
    “Growth is limited by the necessity which is present in the least amount. And naturally, the least favorable condition controls the growth rate”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #27
    David Foster Wallace
    “He had never been so anxious for the arrival of a woman he did not want to see.”
    David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

  • #28
    Frank Herbert
    “Chani sat back on her heels, submerging her fears in thought as she studied Paul’s face. This was a trick she had learned from watching the Reverend Mothers. Time could be made to serve the mind.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #29
    Frank Herbert
    “They’d never known anything but victory which, Paul realized, could be a weakness in itself. He put that thought aside for later consideration in his own training program.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune



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