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  • #1
    Robert Fulghum
    “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
    Robert Fulghum, True Love

  • #2
    J.D. Robb
    “Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. ”
    (Roarke)J.D. Robb

  • #3
    J.D. Robb
    “Eve: What is it about asking you Catholic questions that gets you all jumpy?

    Roarke: You'd be jumpy, too, if I asked you things that make you feel the hot breath of hell at your back.

    Eve: You're not going to hell.

    Roarke: Oh, and have you got some inside intel on that?

    Eve: You married a cop...you married me. I'm your goddamn salvation.”
    J.D. Robb, Salvation in Death

  • #4
    J.D. Robb
    “Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.”
    J.D. Robb

  • #5
    J.D. Robb
    “Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.”
    J.D. Robb

  • #6
    J.D. Robb
    “... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”
    J.D. Robb, Treachery in Death

  • #7
    J.D. Robb
    “We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?"
    "Perfect timing.”
    J.D. Robb, Glory in Death

  • #8
    J.D. Robb
    “I will give you more pain than you can imagine. Your brains will leak out of your ears, and your bowels out of your ass. I will cause that to happen without leaving a mark, and every cop here will swear you died of natural causes.”
    J.D. Robb, Imitation in Death
    tags: humor

  • #9
    J.D. Robb
    “Unnerved, Summerset moved quickly to the communication center. "Roarke, the lieutenant has just come in from outside. She wore no outer gear. She looks very bad."

    "Where is she?"

    "She's heading up. Roarke, I insulted her and...she apologized to me. Something must be done.”
    J.D. Robb, Conspiracy in Death

  • #10
    Juliet Marillier
    “If a man has to say trust me, Gogu conveyed, it's a sure sign you cannot. Trust him, that is. Trust is a thing you know without words.”
    Juliet Marillier, Wildwood Dancing

  • #11
    Julia Quinn
    “I am asking you to marry me because I love you,” he said, “because I cannot imagine living my life without you. I want to see your face in the morning, and then at night, and a hundred times in between. I want to grow old with you, I want to laugh with you, and I want to sigh to my friends about how managing you are, all the while secretly knowing I am the luckiest man in town.”

    “What?” she demanded.

    He shrugged. “A man’s got to keep up appearances. I’ll be universally detested if everyone realizes how perfect you are.”
    Julia Quinn, It's in His Kiss

  • #12
    Julia Quinn
    “Before she knew what she was about, she was jumping about like a crazy woman, yelling, “Yes! Yes! I win!”

    “You don’t win,” Anthony snapped.

    “Oh, it feels like I’ve won,” she reveled.”
    Julia Quinn, The Viscount Who Loved Me

  • #13
    Lisa Kleypas
    “One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

  • #14
    Kristin Hannah
    “As mothers and daughters, we are connected with one another. My mother is the bones of my spine, keeping me straight and true. She is my blood, making sure it runs rich and strong. She is the beating of my heart. I cannot now imagine a life without her.”
    Kristin Hannah, Summer Island

  • #15
    Kristin Hannah
    “That was the thing about best friends. Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break your heart, but in the end, when the chips were down, they were there, making you laugh even in your darkest hours. ”
    Kristin Hannah, Firefly Lane

  • #16
    Matthew  Green
    “It's very strange to be an imaginary friend. You can't be suffocated and you can't get sick and you can't fall and break your head and you can't catch pneumonia. The only thing that can kill you is a person not believing in you.”
    Matthew Green, Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend

  • #17
    E.E. Cummings
    “I will take the sun in my mouth
    and leap into the ripe air
    Alive
    with closed eyes
    to dash against darkness”
    E.E. Cummings, Poems, 1923-1954

  • #18
    Jay Asher
    “In the end....everything matters.”
    Jay Asher

  • #19
    Justin Halpern
    “The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
    Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)

  • #20
    Justin Halpern
    “Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #21
    Justin Halpern
    “People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don't know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she's a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don't ignore what you hear.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #22
    Justin Halpern
    “You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #23
    Justin Halpern
    “You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #24
    Justin Halpern
    “That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #25
    Justin Halpern
    “... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.”
    Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

  • #26
    Justin Halpern
    “We aint a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that.”
    Justin Halpern

  • #27
    Justin Halpern
    “Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down.
    'So. How was practice?' he asked
    'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool.
    'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball”
    Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

  • #28
    Justin Halpern
    “My instructor was a skinny guy in his midtwenties who had a shaved head that was always peeling from sunburns and who could only have smelled more like marijuana if he'd been made of it. The training vehicle was a mid- '80s tan Nissan that had working breaks on the passenger side; He often got his jollies slamming them on for no reason and then between wheezing laughs saying 'You were all like 'I'm in control of the car' and then I hit the brakes and shit and you were all like 'whaaaat?”
    Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

  • #29
    Lauren Beukes
    “Fashion is only different skins for different flavours of you.”
    Lauren Beukes, Zoo City

  • #30
    Jennifer Crusie
    “I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.”
    Jennifer Crusie, Agnes and the Hitman



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