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  • #1
    Steve  Martin
    “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
    Steve Martin

  • #2
    Steve  Martin
    “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
    Steve Martin

  • #3
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #5
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #6
    Walter M. Miller Jr.
    “You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily.”
    Walter M. Miller Jr., A Canticle for Leibowitz

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #8
    Madeleine L'Engle
    “You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
    Madeleine L'Engle

  • #9
    Christopher Moore
    “Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #10
    Christopher Moore
    “Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #11
    Christopher Moore
    “The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #12
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #13
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #14
    Stephen R. Donaldson
    “Any belief that puts itself beyond doubt nurtures its own collapse.”
    Stephen R. Donaldson, Reave the Just and Other Tales

  • #15
    Stephen R. Donaldson
    “I respect my limitations, but I don't use them as an excuse. ”
    Stephen R. Donaldson

  • #16
    Neal Stephenson
    “Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.”
    Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

  • #17
    Malcolm Gladwell
    “Practice isn't the thing you do once you're good. It's the thing you do that makes you good.”
    Malcolm Gladwell, Outliers: The Story of Success

  • #18
    Malcolm Gladwell
    “The key to good decision making is not knowledge. It is understanding. We are swimming in the former. We are desperately lacking in the latter.”
    Malcolm Gladwell, Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking

  • #19
    Malcolm Gladwell
    “We have, as human beings, a storytelling problem. We're a bit too quick to come up with explanations for things we don't really have an explanation for.”
    Malcolm Gladwell, Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking

  • #20
    Seth Godin
    “If you can’t state your position in eight words, you don’t have a position. ”
    Seth Godin

  • #21
    Seth Godin
    “Letting your customers set your standards is a dangerous game, because the race to the bottom is pretty easy to win. Setting your own standards--and living up to them--is a better way to profit. Not to mention a better way to make your day worth all the effort you put into it." -”
    Seth Godin

  • #22
    Seth Godin
    “The secret to being wrong isn't to avoid being wrong! The secret is being willing to be wrong. The secret is realizing that wrong isn't fatal.”
    Seth Godin, Linchpin: Are You Indispensable?

  • #23
    Seth Grahame-Smith
    “put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there”
    Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie

  • #24
    Seth Grahame-Smith
    “Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
    Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.”
    Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

  • #25
    G.H. Hardy
    “It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.”
    G.H. Hardy

  • #26
    Matthew B. Crawford
    “Out of the current confusion of ideals and and confounding of career hopes, a calm recognition may yet emerge that productive labor is the foundation of all prosperity.”
    Matthew B. Crawford

  • #27
    Stephen Fry
    “The short answer to that is 'no.' The long answer is 'fuck no.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #28
    Stephen Fry
    “Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Language is the breath of God, the dew on a fresh apple, it's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning sun when you pull from an old bookshelf a forgotten volume of erotic diaries; language is the faint scent of urine on a pair of boxer shorts, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party, a creak on the stair, a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, the warm wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy, the hulk of a charred Panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl, cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #29
    Christopher Moore
    “[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.”
    Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

  • #30
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss



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