Tom

“Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss