Larry > Larry's Quotes

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my miserable life, so she was going to have to take a bullet.”
― Jeff Somers, The Electric Church

“I hate nothing more then being angry and outside. It always feels like I lost an argument and was kicked out of the house”
― Larry Gent, Never Been to Mars

“You can't just go and smash whatever you deem fit!”
― Valérie Gent, Bluenose Paradox

“Try Galactus and Silver Surfer fusing together in the MC2-verse weird.”
― Larry Gent, Never Been to Mars

“Aglaya just rolled her eyes. "You're like a ten year-old."

"Ten-and-a-half," Kev defended. "But I read at a fourteen year-old level.”
― Larry Gent

“Asian girls? Really? Could you be anymore stereotypically male?”
― Larry Gent, Never Been to Mars

“I didn't want to be some monster's prize; who would?”
― Larry Gent, Fearsome Fables

“He looks like Stallone in First Blood, the green army jacket two decades old, the shaggy hair, and the constant look of hope fading from his eyes. All this man needs is about fifty pounds in muscle, a slur in his speech, and a porn career and he’d be a ringer for the Italian Stallion. I give him another look and decide against the porn career. I’d hate to stumble across that face late one night while searching the internet for a video to use to help fight the loneliness.”
― Larry Gent, Light-Dark

“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”
― Jeff Somers, The Terminal State

“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking ancient and I knew better. It was bitter, but I fucking knew better about just about everything.”
― Jeff Somers, The Eternal Prison

“I was wrong.
Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“My full name used to be weird enough that nobody would ever call me it. Then that show had to become popular. Damn that show. It ruined a horrible name.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“When in doubt, watch Die Hard.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“I want all transportation out of the city shut down. No boats leave, no planes take off and shoot a bus driver or two to show that we’re serious.”
― Larry Gent, Never Been to Mars