To Money and a TV Quotes

“When in doubt, watch Die Hard.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“My full name used to be weird enough that nobody would ever call me it. Then that show had to become popular. Damn that show. It ruined a horrible name.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV

“I was wrong.
Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now.”
― Larry Gent, To Money and a TV