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  • #1
    E.L. Doctorow
    “Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
    E.L. Doctorow

  • #2
    Henry David Thoreau
    “Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.”
    Henry David Thoreau

  • #3
    “I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.”
    Leelee Sobieski

  • #4
    “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #5
    Jane Austen
    “It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before.”
    Jane Austen

  • #6
    Ren Alexander
    “He was acting like one of those crazy sons of bitches that you see on an episode of Hoarders. You know, the one who can’t let go of an old sock because their dog gave birth on it.”

    --Rod”
    Ren Alexander, Chasing the Wild Sparks

  • #7
    Ren Alexander
    “What the hell do you have on, by the way? You look like a reject from Karate Kid 10: Daniel’s Downward Spiral: The Musical.

    -Morgan”
    Ren Alexander, Chasing the Wild Sparks

  • #8
    Anna Bayes
    “Being a writer brings out a sassy woman inside me, and I love her so.”
    Anna Bayes

  • #9
    Jane Smiley
    “Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book.”
    Jane Smiley, Thirteen Ways of Looking at the Novel

  • #10
    S.C. Stephens
    “But, if for some reason we're not closer, if something has gotten between us, please, I'm begging you…don't give up on me. Stay. Stay with me. Work it out with me. Just don't leave me…please.”
    S.C. Stephens, Effortless

  • #11
    Ren Alexander
    “Together or not, either way, I’m going down in flames. So, like you said, let’s suffer together.”
    Ren Alexander, The Keys to Jericho

  • #12
    “GIRL, write YOUR book dammit.
    Who cares what people think?
    If writers in the past cared what other people thought we'd still be glossing over 'inappropriate' kissing scenes.
    Break the fucking rules.
    Push yourself to the edge.
    Show the world what YOU can do.
    This is YOUR book. YOUR blood and guts.
    AND, don't you EVER, EVER, write one single line for SOMEONE ELSE.”
    Madeline Sheehan

  • #13
    Ren Alexander
    “You think I’ve changed? Well, all aboard the Crazy Train and hold on for wretched life. Those sharp turns and sudden betrayals are a bitch.”
    Ren Alexander, Unhinged

  • #14
    Ren Alexander
    “My hard-on was instant, painful, and desperate, making those I had for my BFF PG-13. Yet, Simone pushes my buttons in every fucking thing in my life, and her arousing me is always an X-rated experience.”
    Ren Alexander, Unhinged

  • #15
    Ren Alexander
    “I’m wearing my ELO shirt you slept in, not because it smells good, but because I owe them an apology for your ineptitude.”
    Ren Alexander, Unhinged

  • #16
    Ren Alexander
    “The new girlfriend has my sympathies because your pitching technique lacked flair and you often fell short, embarrassing yourself.”
    Ren Alexander, Unhinged

  • #17
    Ren Alexander
    “I saw you with her, and I can’t stand in your way, but I also can’t stand to watch you fall in love.”
    Ren Alexander

  • #18
    Ren Alexander
    “Still, pouring jizz into a baggie tube hanging from my dick while inside someone is strange as hell. But a good strange. I mean, the alternative is not having sex. And I’m now fucking addicted to fucking.”
    Ren Alexander, Unhinged

  • #19
    Ren Alexander
    “Greg. My name is Greg. It has been since birth. Ask my parents.”
    Ren Alexander, Unleashed

  • #20
    Ren Alexander
    “You’re kidding? No one expects decorum from me. I have zero fucks left. They already assume shit about me, anyway.”
    Ren Alexander, Unleashed

  • #21
    Ren Alexander
    “Did you forget I gave you the best sex of your life? And I’d even been celibate for a damn decade while you slept with clueless little frat boys.”
    Ren Alexander, Unleashed

  • #22
    Ren Alexander
    “I think you need a hobby. Like knife sharpening or archery.”
    Ren Alexander



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