Unhinged Quotes

“Still, pouring jizz into a baggie tube hanging from my dick while inside someone is strange as hell. But a good strange. I mean, the alternative is not having sex. And I’m now fucking addicted to fucking.”
― Ren Alexander, Unhinged

“The new girlfriend has my sympathies because your pitching technique lacked flair and you often fell short, embarrassing yourself.”
― Ren Alexander, Unhinged

“I’m wearing my ELO shirt you slept in, not because it smells good, but because I owe them an apology for your ineptitude.”
― Ren Alexander, Unhinged

“My hard-on was instant, painful, and desperate, making those I had for my BFF PG-13. Yet, Simone pushes my buttons in every fucking thing in my life, and her arousing me is always an X-rated experience.”
― Ren Alexander, Unhinged

“You think I’ve changed? Well, all aboard the Crazy Train and hold on for wretched life. Those sharp turns and sudden betrayals are a bitch.”
― Ren Alexander, Unhinged