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  • #1
    Terri Reid
    “Mary, is it ok if I love you?" Joey asked.
    Tears filled Mary's eyes and she laid her hand over her lips for a moment. "That would work just perfectly, Joey, because I love you too.”
    Terri Reid, Good Tidings

  • #2
    Terri Reid
    “I've never met someone who died.I mean someone who could actually talk to me about it.Was it all bright lights and Mormon Tabernacle Choir music?" She smiled in spite of her fear.She'd used this tactic before with victims in their first stages of shock to calm them down until help could get there."Well,I can't really be sure but I think I remember hearing Queen's 'Another One Bites The Dust',"she quipped.He snorted."Well, at least it wasn't ACDC's 'Highway to Hell'.”
    Terri Reid, Loose Ends

  • #4
    Jarod Kintz
    “I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #5
    Lewis Carroll
    “Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
    "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
    "You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
    "Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

  • #6
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked).”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #7
    Jarod Kintz
    “You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #8
    Lewis Carroll
    “Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.”
    Lewis Carroll

  • #9
    Jarod Kintz
    “I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • #10
    Jarod Kintz
    “I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #11
    Agatha Christie
    “Ten little Indian boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine.
    Nine little Indian boys sat up very late; One overslept himself and then there were eight.
    Eight little Indian boys travelling in Devon; One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
    Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
    Six little Indian boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
    Five little Indian boys going in for law; One got in Chancery and then there were four.
    Four little Indian boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
    Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
    Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was one.
    One little Indian boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.”
    Agatha Christie, And Then There Were None

  • #12
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #13
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #14
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #15
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #16
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #18
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #19
    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    Thomas Szasz

  • #20
    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    Oscar Levant

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #22
    E.B. White
    “If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
    E.B. White

  • #23
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #24
    Mark Twain
    “Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
    Mark Twain

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #26
    Douglas Adams
    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #27
    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    Anthony G. Oettinger

  • #28
    Stephen  King
    “When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
    Stephen King, Storm of the Century

  • #29
    Bertrand Russell
    “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
    "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
    "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
    Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #31
    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    Dr. Seuss



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