Jo > Jo's Quotes

“So you keep your ocean, I'll take the Lake.”
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

“Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.'

'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book.”
― Tom McNeal

“William Shakespeare: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.”
― Marc Norman, Shakespeare in Love: A Screenplay

“As long as she was falling in love with me, I might as well start making her promises I didn't intend to keep.”
― Michael Chabon, Wonder Boys

“Because if I fell any deeper for the way his eyes crinkled with his smile or his habit of tapping on his nose to emphasize a point, my ship would be sunk.”
― Katherine McIntyre, By the Sea

“I think I've found someone with who I want to spend my life with and that person...Isn't you.”
― A. Esquivel, Betrayal

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect handjob.
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“I was just thinking now was as good a time as any to acknowledge that you’re perfect and it wouldn’t suck if you fell madly in love with me anytime soon. - TRENT”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Oblivion

“I've had a lifetime of wrong. You're the only thing thats right.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Oblivion

“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“I just want you to fucking love me! Is that so much to ask?”
― Stephanie Witter

“Let’s be honest here,” I said, throwing it all out. “We both know I’m gonna fuck up. But I’m pretty sure I love you, Em.” Her breath caught. “What did you just say?” “I love you,”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game