Black > Black's Quotes

“Meryn shrugged. "That's not my fault, I tried to indoctrinate you into the wonderful world of the gamer geek, but it's like you have some sort sci-fi/fantasy narcolepsy. It's weird. The second I try to show you something you fall asleep.”
― Alanea Alder, My Protector

“Since it happens every month I don't think she'll die from blood loss. What's the mission?" Darian asked. "She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate post haste." "You can rely on us Aiden.”
― Alanea Alder, My Commander

“Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?"

"Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged.

He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?”
― Alanea Alder, My Commander

“Kiss me, k-k-kiss me, infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison, take me, t-t-take me, wanna be your victim, ready for abduction boy, you're a werewolf, your touch is so furry, its supernatural, extra-werewolf-iestrial," Jen sung as loud as she could.”
― Quinn Loftis, Blood Rites

“Alright then, I guess that’s settled,” Lilly said, then she turned to Fane, “Lay a paw on my little girl and you will be a three legged Lassie, got it?”
Fane winced and then asked, “You both do realize I’m a wolf not a dog right?”
― Quinn Loftis, Prince of Wolves

“She gets a man who will love her completely and faithfully. She gets a man who will not only save her life, but lay down his own to keep her safe. He will provide for her no matter the cost, he will shelter her against all storms that come their way, he will be the one to bring a smile to her face when no one else can. She gets a friend, a lover, a mate, the only man in this world who can complete her and give her the other half of her soul.”
― Quinn Loftis, Blood Rites

“Jennifer, you have to wake up and ride me”
― Quinn Loftis, Out of the Dark

“you may have bipolar disorder, but it does not have you. It cannot have you because I have claimed you and I don't share.”
― Quinn Loftis, Call Me Crazy

“I'm a model!"
"Who the fuck cares? You're a model, good for you. I'm a rock star bitch.”
― Terri Anne Browning, The Rocker That Loves Me

“Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks.”
― Terri Anne Browning, The Rocker That Savors Me

“Ryuu stepped forward. "Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan." He clapped a hand on Meryn's shoulder.”
― Alanea Alder, My Protector

“I’m a writer.”It took a second to click. Then Blake chucked. “Not just any writer. She writes paranormal porn.”She turned, and snarled at Blake, “It’s not porn. It is erotic romance.”
― Hazel Gower, Theirs

“She stared at his sharp teeth and swallowed the lump
that formed in her throat. “Um, you look scary when you
show your…uh…teeth. They look really sharp.”
He didn’t get angry. In fact, her words seemed to
amuse him greatly. “The better to eat you with,” he
teased softly.
Tammy’s heart flipped inside her chest. “That’s a bad
joke, right? Please tell me you’re just kidding.”
“I’m not a wolf.”
“I’m not wearing red.”
“I still want to eat you.”
― Laurann Dohner, Valiant

“Why do people say, "Grow some balls"?  Balls are weak and sensitive.  If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.  Those things can take a pounding. -Betty White”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Highway Don't Care

“Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, use your full ass. -Coffee Cup”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“The most deadly mammal on the planet is a silent, smiling woman. -Note to self”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“If all else fails, take a pointer from your dog. Kick some grass over that shit and move on.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“I will not keep calm. I will raise hell and break shit. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charge To My Line

“If you’re arguing with your woman, and she says, ‘go ahead, I don’t care,’ don’t listen to her. It’s a trick.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Execution Style

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Translation: Bitches be crazy, so don’t fuck with them.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Last Day of My Life

“I read to escape reality, not to have reality intrude in my fairytales.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Lights To My Siren

“Scream. Yell. Pinch. Kick. All of that is fine. Just don’t cry. If you cry, then I start feeling punchy. And nobody likes it when I start feeling punchy. -Luke to Reese”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass