Charlie Foxtrot Quotes

“The most deadly mammal on the planet is a silent, smiling woman. -Note to self”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. But it’s not my fault you’re stupid. -Fact of life”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“I’m sorry for the things I said when you woke me up. Next time just bring me coffee and run. Fast. -Sincerely, not a morning person”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Daddies are protectors for life. Down to the very end. -Words of wisdom”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Everyone loves my cooking. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on. -Kitchen sign”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Chapter 19 Want to piss off a woman? Just open your mouth. That usually works. -Words of wisdom”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Uh-oh, spaghetti-o!” Downy teased, snapping his fingers in rapid succession. “O’Keefe’s got you, bitch!” I looked over at him, and the crazy man had pulled out popcorn. Where he’d pulled it”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“My arms were currently wrapped around Molder who’d, of course, accompanied me to the police station via a laughing Downy. The man thought it was hilarious that I ‘didn’t obey Foster.’ His words, not mine. I just glared and refused to talk to him either. I did think it was the cutest thing in the world”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“My heart bleeds as I think about losing the man that I compared all my potential husband’s to. -Blake”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good. -Blake before she eats a package of Oreos.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Want to piss off a woman? Just open your mouth. That usually works. -Words of wisdom”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“Chapter 13 Everyone loves my cooking. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on. -Kitchen sign Blake”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“From this day forward, you will forever belong to this man. There’ll be days that you fight. Days that you can’t stand the sight of the other. Yet, you’ll forget about it, because you love each other. You will have a fight, and the next thing you know you’re cooking dinner together and neither one of you will remember what you were fighting about twenty minutes before.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“She tilted her head and kissed my wrist before asking a question that had my heart stalling in my chest, and then beating double time. “You know I love you, right?”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“from the force. Our bodies were pressed against each other’s from chest to thigh and, before I knew it, his mouth was on mine.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“It’s okay, girly girl. They’re not worth your time. If they’re not there when you need them, they were never there to begin with.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“What’s she have that I don’t? A magic vagina that compliments the size of your micro penis? -Blake’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot

“What’s she have that I don’t? A magic vagina that compliments the size of your micro penis?”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Charlie Foxtrot