Center Mass Quotes

“Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to see the crazy in the eyes. -Life Lesson”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, use your full ass. -Coffee Cup”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“As soon as this day’s over, I plan on having a nervous breakdown. Feel free to leave me the fuck alone, or you’ll be pulled in with me. On the plus side, there’ll be ice cream, so it won’t be all bad.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Scream. Yell. Pinch. Kick. All of that is fine. Just don’t cry. If you cry, then I start feeling punchy. And nobody likes it when I start feeling punchy. -Luke to Reese”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will probably be put on YouTube by the time you make bail. -Fact of life”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Sisters are like fat thighs. They stick together. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“You know, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabbitch!” The old man yelled.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“There’s bitchy, and then there’s a bitch. They’re two different things. Trust me. -Truth”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“I thought I was a good person until I started hanging out with you bitches. Now I stand corrected.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Jingle all the way…’cause nobody likes a half assed jingler.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Never have I ever’ isn’t in my vocabulary. Instead I use ‘Don’t judge me, but…”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Your face. I like that shit.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will probably be put on YouTube by the time you”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“said, “A man’s shirt on a woman’s naked body is like raising a flag on a conquered fortress.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“in and out of traffic. “She’s breaking about eighteen laws right now,” I said to Downy, tucking the card back into my pocket. “Yeah, but she’s fucking hot doing it. I’d let her off with a warning,” Downy grinned before walking to his cruiser and pulling out of the parking lot. “Me too,” I murmured to no one.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Tall, blonde, tatted, sexy, and a devoted father. I think I’ll need some new panties now. -Reese’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Chapter 1 Tall, blonde, tatted, sexy, and a devoted father. I think I’ll need some new panties now. -Reese’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. -Truth”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to see the crazy in the eyes.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Nice pants. Now take them off so I can fuck you. Unless you’re not fond of them, then I’ll take care of them for you. -Luke”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“I don’t like when you’re touching strange men,” He growled against the inside of my thigh hours later.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“nipples. “That’s the bitch that broke up with you because you had a kid?” Downy exclaimed rather loudly.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

“Chapter 27”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass