my name > my's Quotes

“I’m too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian.”
― J.C. Wickhart, Inappropriate

“I always seek tranquility, but what would I do if I happened to acquire such composure? I suppose that the boredom from lack of the absurd would expand to such a great weight, I would have to run amuck and shatter it, for my own twisted freedom. Why step out of the ordinary? People have been known to go insane when faced with unfamiliar conditions for extended periods of time. So who is to say it can’t go vice versa? Release the madness, release the demons. Chin high, spine erect, fists clinched, feet firm, balls out. Claim the moment, but disregard the aftermath.”
― J.C. Wickhart, One Hundred Pounds

“Typically in a world that has shunned goodness and morals, the villain is the hero.”
― J.C. Wickhart, Shedding Morals

“No. This was a crude and adolescent way of talking to the fairer gender, it rarely works. When it does work, the woman that falls for it isn’t even suitable for a satisfying sexual encounter. A good way to weed out the poor decisions and unacceptable mistakes though, and a better way to catch a horrible case of the dick rot. Trial and error. A few hit points missing is better for skill gain anyway.”
― J.C. Wickhart, Inappropriate

“عندما تتكاثر المصائب يمحو بعضها بعضا وتحل بك سعادة جنونية غريبة المذاق.وتستطيع أن تضحك من قلب لم يعد يعرف الخوف.”
― نجيب محفوظ, ثرثرة فوق النيل

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
― Groucho Marx

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?"

"I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.”
― A.A. Milne

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
― Abraham Lincoln

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant”
― Henry Miller