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#1

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

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#2

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

28818 likes

#3

“As a woman I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world.”
― Virginia Woolf

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#4

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

tags: life, navigation

39290 likes

#5

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148581 likes

#6

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Airman's Odyssey

tags: love

6198 likes

#7

“Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.”
― Henry James

tags: kindness

4880 likes

#8

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

177587 likes

#9

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
― George Eliot

tags: inspirational, misattributed, source-unknown

33897 likes

#10

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

151853 likes

#11

“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: humor, risque

701 likes

#12

“It is thanks to my evening reading alone that I am still more or less sane.”
― W.G. Sebald, Vertigo

3499 likes

#13

“I have spread my dreams under your feet.
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.”
― W.B. Yeats

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