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  • #1
    Frank McCourt
    “You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.”
    Frank McCourt, Angela’s Ashes

  • #2
    Suzanne Collins
    “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
    Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

  • #3
    Marjorie Pay Hinckley
    “The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”
    Marjorie Pay Hinckley

  • #4
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #5
    Charles Bukowski
    “Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #6
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #7
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #8
    Irina Dunn
    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
    Irina Dunn

  • #9
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #10
    John Lennon
    “When you're drowning you don't think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me. You just scream.”
    John Lennon

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Die human, DIE!! Die nasty polluting person!!!!' yelled Grover. I turned him so he faced me. He kept on clicking his plastic gun towards me as if I was part of the game.”
    Rick Riordan The Lightning Thief
    tags: humor

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “Hey, ugly!" Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #14
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #15
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #16
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #17
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #18
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #19
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    Phyllis Diller

  • #20
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #21
    Justin Bieber
    “Two people can look at the same thing and see it differently..”
    Justin Bieber

  • #22
    Cesare Pavese
    “Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world.”
    Cesare Pavese, Il mestiere di vivere: Diario 1935-1950

  • #23
    Ken Kesey
    “It isn't by getting out of the world that we become enlightened, but by getting into the world…by getting so tuned in that we can ride the waves of our existence and never get tossed because we become the waves.”
    Ken Kesey, Kesey's Garage Sale

  • #24
    Leo Tolstoy
    “I think... if it is true that
    there are as many minds as there
    are heads, then there are as many
    kinds of love as there are hearts.”
    Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

  • #25
    Leo Tolstoy
    “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
    Leo Tolstoy , Anna Karenina

  • #26
    Mark Twain
    “I am only human, although I regret it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #27
    Rachel Hawkins
    “None of this makes any sense."
    "I'm beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass

  • #28
    Rachel Hawkins
    “So did The Eye come here looking for me?"
    "Actually, we came because we heard it was free corn dog night. Imagine our disappointment.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass

  • #29
    Cara Lynn Shultz
    “The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no one would use email ever again.”
    Cara Lynn Shultz, Spellbound

  • #30
    Rachel Hawkins
    “Must be weird for you, having your mom here."
    "Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad."
    "Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room."
    "Cal," I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?"
    "Maybe.”
    Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass



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