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  • #1
    Søren Kierkegaard
    “In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant… My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known — no wonder, then, that I return the love.”
    Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or: A Fragment of Life

  • #2
    John Lennon
    “Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.”
    John Lennon

  • #3
    Bertrand Russell
    “[T]he infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.”
    Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays

  • #4
    John Lennon
    “For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry!”
    John Lennon

  • #5
    Walt Whitman
    “Do I contradict myself?
    Very well then I contradict myself,
    (I am large, I contain multitudes.)”
    Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

  • #6
    Bertrand Russell
    “And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #7
    John Lennon
    “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
    John Lennon

  • #8
    John Lennon
    “Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.”
    John Lennon

  • #9
    John Lennon
    “Nothing is real.”
    John Lennon, Beatles Lyrics

  • #10
    “Everybody gets a tag. If you listen to a Velvet Underground record, you don't think, 'Godfathers of Punk.' You just think, 'This sounds great.' The tags are there in order to help try to sell something by giving it a name that's going to stick in somebody's memory. But it doesn't describe it. So 'depressing' isn't a word I would use to describe my music. But there is some sadness in it -- there has to be, so that the happiness in it will matter.”
    Elliott Smith

  • #11
    Lewis Carroll
    “The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #12
    Lewis Carroll
    “Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'

    I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!”
    Lewis Carroll

  • #13
    Lewis Carroll
    “Curiouser and curiouser.”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #14
    Lewis Carroll
    “But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
    "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

  • #15
    George Harrison
    “If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there”
    George Harrison

  • #16
    Lewis Carroll
    “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #17
    John Lennon
    “You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?”
    John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings

  • #18
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #19
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #21
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #23
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Anyway—because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next—and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with anything from aardvarks to zucchinis—at any time of night or day.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage

  • #24
    M.T. Anderson
    “We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.”
    M. T. Anderson, Feed

  • #25
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you're going to read this, don't bother.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

  • #26
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
    "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had.”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

  • #27
    “Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
    He liked her a lot.
    He liked her cute figure,
    he thought she was hot.

    But could a flame ever burn
    for a match and a stick?
    It did quite literally;
    he burned up quick.”
    Tim Burton, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories

  • #28
    “What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”
    Eddie Izzard



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