Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings Quotes

“You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?”
― John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings

“Only by trying on other people's clothes do we find what size we are.”
― John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings

“My life has been guided by an unseen piano player, who is actually typing this now.”
― John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings

“UMPTEEN people jolted themselves toward the still-lifeless body stocking of a peanut butter heiress. A kind of religious fervor displayed itself on the hard-breathing senior citizens of Cape Codpiece. Twice annually, they have gathered for the last two hundred years in a display which has to be seen to be conceived. Gnashing their gums in a fit of detergent, they call upon “Almighty Greg” to “send them a Kennedy.” This localized custom comes as rather a shock to many people; still, you can’t please everyone. Each year the used underwear of a prominent citizen is worshiped. This year it is Sylvia de Bortcha’s body stocking that has risen to the occasion. “I have been chosen because of my breeding habits,” she said to a delighted group of well-diggers. “I have worn these off and on for the past year and a half,” she proclaimed, her voice reaching an octave or more. The crowd went wild. “If this”
― John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth