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  • #1
    William Goldman
    “He held up a book then. “I'm going to read it to you for relax.”
    “Does it have any sports in it?”
    “Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave men. Cowardly men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.”
    “Sounds okay,” I said and I kind of closed my eyes.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #2
    Cormac McCarthy
    “Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”
    Cormac McCarthy

  • #3
    Ben Casnocha
    “Expose yourself to as much randomness as possible.”
    Ben Casnocha

  • #4
    William Goldman
    “Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #5
    Helen DeWitt
    “I wish you wouldn't say the first thing that comes into your head, Ludo. There is an obvious difference between someone who works within the technical limitations of his time which are beyond his control and someone who accepts without thinking limitations which are entirely within his own power to set aside.”
    Helen DeWitt, The Last Samurai

  • #6
    Albert Camus
    “And it was like knocking four quick times on the door of unhappiness.”
    Albert Camus, The Stranger

  • #7
    Ella Wheeler Wilcox
    “Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
    Weep, and you weep alone;
    For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
    But has trouble enough of its own.”
    Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Poems of Passion

  • #8
    Otto von Bismarck
    “Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.”
    Otto von Bismarck

  • #9
    “They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”
    Bob Monkhouse, Crying With Laughter: My Life Story

  • #10
    Mike Tyson
    “Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth”
    Mike Tyson

  • #11
    Steven Wright
    “I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
    Steven Wright

  • #12
    Milan Kundera
    “People derived too much pleasure from seeing their fellow man morally humiliated to spoil that pleasure by hearing out an explanation.”
    Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

  • #13
    Joan Didion
    “Do not whine... Do not complain. Work harder. Spend more time alone.”
    Joan Didion, Blue Nights

  • #14
    Gary Provost
    “This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”
    Gary Provost

  • #15
    George R.R. Martin
    “Men's lives have meaning, not their deaths.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

  • #16
    J.B.S. Haldane
    “Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. I have read and heard many attempts at a systematic account of it, from materialism and theosophy to the Christian system or that of Kant, and I have always felt that they were much too simple. I suspect that there are more things in heaven and earth that are dreamed of, or can be dreamed of, in any philosophy. That is the reason why I have no philosophy myself, and must be my excuse for dreaming.”
    J. B. S. Haldane, Possible Worlds

  • #17
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Die at the right time”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #18
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #19
    Thomas Pynchon
    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
    Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #21
    Viktor E. Frankl
    “Ultimately, man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather must recognize that it is he who is asked. In a word, each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible.”
    Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

  • #22
    Carl Sagan
    “I am, reluctantly, a self-confessed carbon chauvinist. Carbon is abundant in the Cosmos. It makes marvelously complex molecules, good for life. I am also a water chauvinist. Water makes an ideal solvent system for organic chemistry to work in and stays liquid over a wide range of temperatures. But sometimes I wonder. Could my fondness for materials have something to do with the fact that I am made chiefly of them? Are we carbon- and water-based because those materials were abundant on the Earth at the time of the origin of life? Could life elsewhere—on Mars, say—be built of different stuff? I am a collection of water, calcium and organic molecules called Carl Sagan. You are a collection of almost identical molecules with a different collective label. But is that all? Is there nothing in here but molecules? Some people find this idea somehow demeaning to human dignity. For myself, I find it elevating that our universe permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we. But the essence of life is not so much the atoms and simple molecules that make us up as the way in which they are put together. Every now and then we read that the chemicals which constitute the human body cost ninety-seven cents or ten dollars or some such figure; it is a little depressing to find our bodies valued so little. However, these estimates are for human beings reduced to our simplest possible components. We are made mostly of water, which costs almost nothing; the carbon is costed in the form of coal; the calcium in our bones as chalk; the nitrogen in our proteins as air (cheap also); the iron in our blood as rusty nails. If we did not know better, we might be tempted to take all the atoms that make us up, mix them together in a big container and stir. We can do this as much as we want. But in the end all we have is a tedious mixture of atoms. How could we have expected anything else? Harold Morowitz has calculated what it would cost to put together the correct molecular constituents that make up a human being by buying the molecules from chemical supply houses. The answer turns out to be about ten million dollars, which should make us all feel a little better. But even then we could not mix those chemicals together and have a human being emerge from the jar. That is far beyond our capability and will probably be so for a very long period of time. Fortunately, there are other less expensive but still highly reliable methods of making human beings. I think the lifeforms on many worlds will consist, by and large, of the same atoms we have here, perhaps even many of the same basic molecules, such as proteins and nucleic acids—but put together in unfamiliar ways. Perhaps organisms that float in dense planetary atmospheres will be very much like us in their atomic composition, except they might not have bones and therefore not need much calcium. Perhaps elsewhere some solvent other than water is used. Hydrofluoric acid might serve rather well, although there is not a great deal of fluorine in the Cosmos; hydrofluoric acid would do a great deal of damage to the kind of molecules that make us up, but other organic molecules, paraffin waxes, for example, are perfectly stable in its presence. Liquid ammonia would make an even better solvent system, because ammonia is very abundant in the Cosmos. But it is liquid only on worlds much colder than the Earth or Mars. Ammonia is ordinarily a gas on Earth, as water is on Venus. Or perhaps there are living things that do not have a solvent system at all—solid-state life, where there are electrical signals propagating rather than molecules floating about. But these ideas do not”
    Carl Sagan, Cosmos



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