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  • #1
    Dorothy Parker
    “It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”
    Dorothy Parker, You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker

  • #2
    Theodore Roosevelt
    “Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
    Teddy Roosevelt

  • #3
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #4
    Oscar Wilde
    “Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #5
    William Shakespeare
    “Exit, pursued by a bear.”
    William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale

  • #6
    Lord Byron
    “I love not man the less, but nature more”
    Lord Byron

  • #7
    Leon Trotsky
    “As long as human labor power, and, consequently, life itself, remain articles of sale and purchase, of exploitation and robbery, the principle of the “sacredness of human life” remains a shameful lie, uttered with the object of keeping the oppressed slaves in their chains.”
    Leon Trotsky

  • #8
    Voltaire
    “It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
    Voltaire

  • #9
    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    Benjamin Franklin Wade

  • #10
    Mo Willems
    “If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
    Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

  • #11
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.”
    Fitzgerald F. Scott, The Great Gatsby

  • #12
    Douglas Adams
    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #13
    Mary Wollstonecraft
    “My own sex, I hope, will excuse me, if I treat them like rational creatures, instead of flattering their fascinating graces, and viewing them as if they were in a state of perpetual childhood, unable to stand alone.”
    Mary Wollstonecraft, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman

  • #14
    Stephen Fry
    “Better sexy and racy
    Than sexist and racist”
    Stephen Fry



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